The Biggest Loser: India
By Wyatt Earp | August 27, 2008
The Comic Book Guy has nothing on the loser in this story.
NEW DELHI (AFP) – An Indian filmgoer rented out an entire cinema to disprove a director’s claim that his latest horror movie is so scary no one can watch it alone, a newspaper said Tuesday.
Pavin Ponanna, 30, booked all 227 seats at a Bangalore multiplex for an evening screening of “Phoonk,” the Pioneer daily reported.
He asked cinema staff to have a doctor on call, but emerged declaring: “I never felt scared, not even for a moment. I took just ten minutes to settle down.” (H/T – )
How great would it have been if the staff walked into the theater after the show and saw Ponanna dead of a heart attack. What? I’m just sayin’.
I don’t know anyone who is as big a loser or has enough time to waste as this tool. Well, except maybe this guy. Heh.
Topics: Snarkasm | 5 Comments »
August 27th, 2008 at 12:18 am
Wow. What a waste of time and money. Just to prove a point? Dork.
August 27th, 2008 at 12:58 am
RT – Yeah. Knucklehead.
August 27th, 2008 at 11:45 am
All alone in the dark. Sure he watched the movie?
August 27th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Director Mola Ram Gopal Verma. What they do for fun over there.
August 27th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Doghouse – He did ask for a cigarette afterwards . . .
Admiral – “Mola Ram, prepare to meet Kali . . . in Hell!”