Florida Woman To Keep 150 Cats
By Wyatt Earp | August 15, 2008
What the Hell is going on in Florida? This is yet another reason to steer clear of The Sunshine State, aka “God’s Waiting Room.”
Apparently, she is making a feline version of the movie “Gladiator,” and many of the cats are signed on as extras.
VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. — A Central Florida school teacher known as the “cat lady” who was fighting to keep nearly 150 cats at her home will get to keep her pets on property.
150 cats? Are you friggin’ kidding me?
A Volusia County judge ruled in favor of Kristy Grant Thursday after being cited and receiving complaints from her neighbors. (H/T – Local6)
Judicial wisdom at its finest. I wonder why this Einstein of Jurisprudence is not sitting on the bench in Philadelphia? Considering this idiotic ruling, he certainly qualifies.
Topics: Snarkasm | 10 Comments »
August 15th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
If her neighbors would quit whining for a second they might see the golden goose here.
Open up a “Doggie Exercise Day Camp” next door and make a fortune.
August 15th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
At least she wasn’t making a feline version of “300“, because the she’d have twice as many….
August 15th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Hey now, my parents have 25 cats.
But only three are in the house.
August 15th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Talk about living up to the stereotype of spinster, teacher cat-ladies.
My future ain’t looking pretty.
August 15th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Maybe it’s meat on the hoof… errr… paw for her.
http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html
August 16th, 2008 at 2:18 am
That is 146 more cats than I have. But I love them all
August 16th, 2008 at 5:35 am
I have one cat whom I love dearly. How in the frak does this crazy woman feed all of those cats? Not to mention the vet bills.
Stupid judge.
August 16th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
One of my wives has over 2000 cats.
But that’s for her side business supplying a popular chain of fast food restaurants KFK: Kentucky Fried Kittens.
The free range kittens are more tender.
August 16th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
As Rosie O’Donut’s lesbian lover said the first time she gazed into that cavernous crotch canyon:
‘That’s a whole lotta pussy, right there!”
August 18th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Blink blink??? How can she afford to feed all of those cats and herself on a teacher’s salary????