Quantas 747 Makes Emergency Landing
By Wyatt Earp | July 25, 2008
And why did the plane have to make an emergency landing, you ask?
Oh, it was just because there was a huge, gaping hole in the fuselage, that’s all!
While some stories – such as this one – are asking if the hole was the result of an explosion, the cause of the “malfunction” has yet to be determined.
A GAPING hole which ripped through the belly of a jumbo jet mid-flight may have been caused by an explosive device or a damaged fuselage, aviation experts say.
The packed Quantas Boeing 747 was forced to make an emergency landing in the Philippines today after the hole ripped through the plane’s belly.
Some passengers were so terrified they vomited when oxygen masks has to be used as the Melbourne-bound flight touched down.
Air expert David Learmount said: “It’s possible there was some kind of explosive device in the suitcases. There’s a hole where there shouldn’t be.” (H/T – The Sun)
With every passing story, I become less and less likely to ever fly again. Yeah, I’m a wuss, but I won’t be dropping out of the sky any time soon.
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July 25th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
I guess Ray Babbitt may have to start looking for a new airline.
July 25th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
You know, this kind of stuff will never happen again once the Obamesiah is president.
July 25th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
“There’s a hole where there shouldn’t be.” Boy the air expert sure is smart! Wonder how much that pays?
July 25th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Randal – Preferably one that won’t make him miss Wapner.
DesertSage – Maybe the Crocodile Hunter would have saved them?
Deanna – Good Lord, even I could land that position!
July 25th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Granted there is a huge, hollow, metal tube with wings falling out of the sky, but don’t worry. As long as your seat backs and tray tables are in their upright position, you should be fine.
July 25th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of Rain Man when I saw what airline experienced the incident.
That looks like a pretty clean tear in the plane.
July 26th, 2008 at 2:36 am
That reminds me, I have plane tickets to buy again.
No wussies here. ~_^
July 26th, 2008 at 3:32 am
This is one more reason not to fly.
July 26th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Kim – And if your headphones fall out of the hole, you owe Quantas $5.00.
RT – I’m not convinced it was an “explosion,” but something definitely went completely wrong there.
Dorkelina – Just try not to fall asleep while waiting in line. Ha!
Rick – I’ll add it to my 1,367 other reasons.