Giraffe Masterminds Circus Breakout
By Wyatt Earp | July 1, 2008
Previously on Prison Break . . .
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – Fifteen camels, two zebras and several llamas and pot-bellied pigs escaped from a circus visiting Amsterdam early Monday, police said.
“We suspect that a giraffe kicked open a pen,” Dutch police said in a statement, adding that the animals did not get far before they were rounded up and returned to the circus. (H/T – Reuters)
So, apparently the giraffe was the brains behind the operation? That’s good to know. The next time I’m at the Philadelphia Zoo, I won’t let my wallet out of my sight.
How fabulous is it that the animals escaped, then were found all together a short while away. It’s like they were Communists or something. “Hooray, freedom!” (Five minutes later.) “Now what do we do?”
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Sounds like the screenplay for Madagascar III.
Was it a slow news day?
I guess Reuters is tired of continually bashing Israel.
They were overheard saying “We’ve been ratted out boys, smile and wave”
A.D. – “Now in theaters!”
Admiral – Maybe the animals were Jewish?
Burger – I wonder if the rats ratted them out? Or was it the trained weasel?
Nice to see that the giraffe stuck his neck out for his fellow zoo-mates.
Doghouse – Bawahahahahahaha! Very punny!
Just shows that you always need a plan. They had no plan.
RT – Just like the Democrats. Bawahahahaha!