A Really Crappy Story
By Wyatt Earp | June 29, 2008
And, for once, it has nothing to do with my writing. Ha! Let me preface this with a quote from Monty Python’s Flying Circus: “What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!“
BERLIN (Reuters) A woman trying to make “manure bombs” using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said Friday.
Two women entered a farm in the northern village of Eberholzen Wednesday evening and started to fill the stockings with manure.
“One of them slipped into the manure tank, right into the cow muck,” said a spokesman for local police. “The other one helped her out. We found their clothes in a field. One seems to have run off completely naked, the other in her underwear.” (H/T – Reuters)
Frakkin’ Germany. Strangely enough, there is probably some Hun sicko that finds naked, poop-covered broads attractive.
Topics: Snarkasm | 7 Comments »
June 29th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Good grief, man, you said you were looking for something to blog about, but I never thought you’d pick this!
Ha ha ha…
June 29th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Strangely enough, there is probably some Hun sicko that finds naked, poop-covered broads attractive.
Or some Japanese weirdo. That’s all I’m sayin’.
June 29th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Needless to say it was some “Deep Shit.”
June 29th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Holy crrrrrrrrrap!
June 29th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
GroovyVic – Be careful what you wish for . . .
Jeffro – She probably looked like one of the “After” contestants on those Japanese game shows.
Admiral – Very punny.
RT – Well crafted.
June 30th, 2008 at 10:36 am
“Hey babes, need me to hose you off?”
June 30th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Doghouse – That’s thinking outside the box. Good show, man!