Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy
By Wyatt Earp | September 27, 2005
Instapundit’s Glenn Reynolds is infamous for his blog endorsements. Everyone who is anyone has a site-specific quote from Glenn on their blog. The fact that SYLG does not is merely a co-inky-dink. I guess mine is in the mail.
In the meantime, I plan to prostitute myself – for a moderate fee – to my fellow bloggers as a sort of Glenn Reynolds Lite: half the talent and no added witty rejoinders. Dr. Phat Tony has already basked in my magnificence – now it’s your turn. Give me a shout out if you want a quote. I guarantee you’re site meter will increase tenfold. (Editor’s note: Not a guarantee.)
Unfortunately, the Nazis at the Better Business Bureau are telling me that I have to provide some “samples” of my work. So, in order to keep “the man” off my back, I will grudgingly oblige:
.45 Caliber Justice – “Tyler D. is wise beyond his years. Imagine how talented he will be when he grows pubes!“
The Conservative UAW Guy – “CUG: the first choice of angry, gun-toting loners everywhere.”
Insolublog – “Insolublog is a well-deserved kick to the groin of the English language.”
Peakah – “Please take Peakah’s Provocations with a grain of salt. Everyone in Nevada has been exposed to some form of radioactive fallout.”
What Panda? – “What Panda? proves that even belligerent, sarcastic, tattooed Southern belles with shaved heads who root for the New Jersey Devils . . . um, where was I going with this?“
Now, I’m gonna sit back and wait for the offers to roll in!
Topics: Link Pimping | 12 Comments »
September 27th, 2005 at 9:45 am
Support Your Local Gunfighter (SYLG) – An insightful “blog” without the fluff found on other blogs like MiddieBack and Daily Kos.
September 27th, 2005 at 10:08 am
An impressive portfolio Wyatt. What is your nominal fee?
Support Your Local Gunfighter – “Passing out spent ammunition, with charity, justice and accuracy, since 1848.”
September 27th, 2005 at 4:17 pm
TM – Um . . . thanks??? I was gonna throw you in the mix, but New York has been through enough already!
Insol – “Nominal” fee is usually Krispy Kremes, but since I’m now on Atkins . . . Great quote, BTW.
September 27th, 2005 at 5:02 pm
I’ve got a quote for you Wyatt. “Wyatt once tried to stop a speeding car with his 9mm. If this guy isn’t a train wreck waiting to happen, I don’t know what is.”
September 27th, 2005 at 6:06 pm
What time is it when you combine an obscenely long mustache, a hockey players ego, delusional Wolverine fervor, with a couple double shots of Jamison in the back of a paddy wagon where 6 drunk Eagle fans pool their stash?
Sounds like time to Support Your Local Gunfighter.
…but that could be the radiation induced brain tumor talking.
September 27th, 2005 at 7:39 pm
Doc – Ouch! Thanks for reminding all of us of my stupidity.
Peak – Double Ouch!! But I guess I deserved that.
September 27th, 2005 at 8:35 pm
You flatter me.
Heh.
Dangerous loners…
Hey wait a minute!
Are you profiling me?!?!?!?!
September 27th, 2005 at 8:50 pm
CUG – Um . . . no? I don’t think I can profile you if you’re a white male
September 27th, 2005 at 9:29 pm
SYLG – crime fighting the old fashioned way – with a sidearm and a hockey stick.
September 28th, 2005 at 3:44 am
;O
What kind of slander is that?
SYLG: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, bad shot, blah, blah. Blah, blah hockey sucks, blah.
September 28th, 2005 at 10:42 am
Hmm, belligerent. Thanks! I should return the favor…
SYLG- It’s an awesome blog, but that crazy Earp keeps trying to get a peek at my (tattooed) boobs.
September 28th, 2005 at 12:52 pm
Ty – Easy kid. You can rip me, but I’ll be damned if I’ll let you rip hockey!
Pandy – It’s what guys do! I’m only human, deary.