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Karen Remsing: World’s Worst Mother

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010

Parenting is hard. Like, really hard. It is an unappreciated skill that some parents can turn into an art form. Then there are people like Karen Remsing. People who should never be allowed to watch a television show about children, let alone have some of their own. People who should have been sterilized at birth, [...]

Man Arrested For Waterboarding Girlfriend

Friday, October 29th, 2010

This dashing young man is Trevor Case of Lincoln, Nebraska. Trevor is a trend-setter. He was the first kid on his block to own a Super Game Boy and the first to sport the fanny pack. Now, he is the first person ever to waterboard his girlfriend. If nothing else, this tool gets an “A” [...]

SI Swimsuit Model Jessica White Arrested

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

I wonder if they can paint some prison blues on her now? Sports Illustrated supermodel Jessica White was arrested Saturday morning after she allegedly hit a woman repeatedly in the face in a vicious catfight over a taxi outside a downtown club. White, who’s been dating Sean Penn, was charged with misdemeanor assault and released [...]

“Hip Hop Professor” Sues Hero Philly Cop

Saturday, October 16th, 2010

This fine young man is Philadelphia Police Officer Richard Decoatsworth. You may remember him from this post. The officer was shot in the face with a sawed-off shotgun, then pursued his attackers for several blocks before passing out from blood loss. Decoatsworth was later invited to Washington, D.C. and honored by President Obama during his [...]

Drunks Knock On Police Station Door

Wednesday, October 13th, 2010

There is no question that a night on the town with some friends is usually a good time. In certain cases, it is an even better time when a few adult beverages are involved. While drunken shenanigans are funny as hell to the inebriated, they are much less funny to those of us who have [...]

Upper Moreland Township: Tough On Crime

Tuesday, October 12th, 2010

And even tougher on its citizens. The township is considering a new tactic for combating stolen autos in their jurisdiction. A suburban Philadelphia township is considering whether to fine people who don’t lock their car doors. Commissioners in Upper Moreland Township are debating an ordinance that would require people to lock their car doors when [...]

The City Of Brotherly Shootings

Monday, October 11th, 2010

Anyone who spends even a little time reading this blog knows that when it comes to shootings, this city is Detroit-East. Our homicide count is at 249, but our shootings are way, way up. I wonder why that is? Oh yeah, it’s because the savages in this city carry their guns everywhere; to the corner, [...]

Home On The Range

Saturday, October 9th, 2010

If you ever read the usually-changing headline quote, you know that I spent yesterday at the Philadelphia Police Pistol Range. It was training day, and we have to annually re-qualify with our Glocks. Normally, I do pretty well, even though I don’t shoot as often as I should. I worried a little today, because I’m [...]

Mentally Challenged Philly Man Dies From Taser

Friday, October 8th, 2010

Philadelphia police officers responded to a call yesterday in the Northeast section of the city. There, they met Patrick Johnson, an 18-year old man with the mental capacity of a 5-year old. Johnson was armed with a stick and acting violently. When he ignored requests to drop the weapon, the officers used the taser. Johnson [...]

Thursday, October 7th, 2010

Honestly, it was only a matter of time. Traveling through Google Brazil’s Street View is an amazing trip of luxury and misery, even while one can’t get into the favelas for risk of being killed. There’s no need though. You can find death elsewhere. A murder in Belo Horizonte, in the State of Minas. You [...]

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