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Praying For Death

Thursday, October 13th, 2011

Or at least something to knock me out. I’m sick as a dog. The cellulitis is back. Too tired to explain it, but the short answer is raised, painful rash up and down my back and high fevers. I was at 101 when I woke up and was 100 an hour or so before work. [...]

The Things You See . . .

Tuesday, September 27th, 2011

When you’re out without your gun. See this little bastard? (Click to embiggen.) That black thing welcomed Mrs. Earp as she was pruning the rose bush in our backyard. I was in the den when Erik came running in: “Dad, come out here. Quick!” I jumped up, thinking maybe Elizabeth Banks was outside. No such [...]

The US Day Of Rage

Saturday, September 17th, 2011

Since today is the Feast Day of anarchists, hippies, and cop haters across the country, I figured what better time to let you vent. You see, every time I surf the ‘net, I see a comment – or an entire post – ripping police officers. Lately, these comments have been appearing on sites I frequent. [...]

A Glimpse Into My Mind

Saturday, September 17th, 2011

Work sucked tonight, as I started the day with a burglary arrest, followed up with an easy investigation, then finished with a clusterf**k of a robbery. With respect to the robbery, I was figuratively arse-raped by my sergeant at the last minute. The detective that should have been assigned to it was “skipped” so I [...]

What I Remember From 9-11

Sunday, September 11th, 2011

I first heard about the attacks at the doctor’s office. The missus and I were taking Kyle in for his 8-month checkup, and when we were leaving, one of the nurses said a plane hit the World Trade Center. Like most people, I figured she meant something small, like a Piper. It wasn’t until I [...]

Weekend At Burnies

Sunday, August 28th, 2011

I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I’m not going in to work tonight, so I can continue to clean up the basement. The bad news is that I’m not going into work tonight because some jerkass plowed into my car while I was enroute to the division. Yeah, I’m [...]

Oh, What A Night

Sunday, August 28th, 2011

Are we awake? That depends. Are we dry? I’ll try to expound on the below post, which I typed while half-asleep. When I got out of work last night, Irene was in full swing. I heard from my co-workers that two out of my three possible routes home were washed out. The only choice was [...]

Long Night

Sunday, August 28th, 2011

Frak you, Irene! I’m going on six hours straight of bailing out my basement. It’s not catastrophic, but it’s a quick, steady leak. I have been sucking up water and drying towels for six hours, and this is my first – and probably only – break. The missus is set to relieve me when she [...]

Friday, August 26th, 2011

Well, I finally joined the 21st century and signed up for Twitter. Code Monkey has been suggesting it for a while, but I poo-pooed it – mostly because I assumed it was Facebook lite. And we all know how I feel about Facebook. The good thing about Twitter is that you only have 140 characters [...]

The Vacation Wrap-Up

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

As most of you know, I was on vacation last week. I kept posting here because I love you guys just so darn much! We spent a much-needed week of R&R at Sea Isle City, New Jersey, our go-to vacation spot. The beaches are clean, the rental properties are gorgeous, and the streets are virtually [...]

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