By Wyatt Earp | November 7, 2011
The force in this case being that of his future cellmate Bubba.
30-year old Rickie La-Touche suffocated his wife with a pillow after she destroyed the Star Wars toy collection he’d been collecting since childhood. He’s been sentenced to life and will undoubtedly get his ass turned out by a gang of Sith.
“[He] told a court that his Thai wife Pornpilai Srisroy, 28, had damaged his precious Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker memorabilia. He later suffocated her during a row and then ran sobbing to his mother who lived nearby.”
Not gonna lie, Rickie, that was NOT the way of a Jedi. That was a very Vader thing of you to do. *banging gavel* Ready my sail barge – we’re heading to the sarlacc pit.
No offense, but this is clearly a case of justifiable homicide. Next!