By Wyatt Earp | November 23, 2011
Because no one this Earth could possibly party harder.
Michelle Watson doesn’t look like a woman who has just been charged with aggravated assault on a police officer, resisting arrest and drink-driving. The 24-year-old motorist was nearly three times the legal limit.
Watson was driving her Honda Civic through Prescott, Arizona, when witnesses reported her driving in an erratic manner. She swerved across the road, hit ‘numerous’ curbs and mounted the pavement.
Things only got worse when the first police officer arrived on the scene and was subjected to an outburst of ‘profane language’. She then refused to take a sobriety test, shoved the officer and kneed a second policeman in the crotch while [he was] trying to handcuff the suspect.
Fine, I’ll wear a cup on the honeymoon – but I’m still in!