By Wyatt Earp | October 6, 2011
Today, a local reporter found another crack in City Hall. My first thought was, “Of course they found a crack in City Hall. Our politicians are smoking it.”
Mayor Squidward cries poverty when it comes to fixing the city’s police stations, but somehow I think he’ll “find” some money for this repair.
A second crack has been found on the west side of Philadelphia’s City Hall building. Fox 29′s Steve Keeley was at City Hall to report on the “Occupy Philly” protests. When a crack was noticed he spoke to a sub contractor who was already onsite fixing the first crack.
This second crack is the same size as the first crack and on the same level on the tower. The cause is likely the August earthquake.
If there’s any justice, the tower will split and fall on the Occupy Philly toads.