By Wyatt Earp | October 23, 2011
I love dogs. I always have, as I have owned them all my life.
Cats? What’s the point?
Dogs provide companionship without the bad attitude you get from their feline friends. Dogs actually do things, instead of lying around the house coughing up fur balls. And, most importantly, dogs carry rabies.
A woman who told her doctor she had a sudden, unbelievable increase in her sex drive died four days later of rabies. The 28-year-old, who lived in India, complained that she felt constantly aroused, sometimes with no stimulation at all.
Trust me, guys; get your woman a dog – and a rabies vaccine for afterward.