By Wyatt Earp | October 15, 2011
Yeah, those waters? They’re a lot more troubled now.
State police have arrested two men accused of stealing a privately owned steel bridge from a secluded area in Lawrence County.
Police said that Benjamin Arthur Jones, 24, and Alexander William Jones, 25, used a torch to tear apart the Covert’s Crossing Bridge late last month or early this month. The bridge had been in North Beaver Township since at least the early 1900s and was worth an estimated $100,000.
Idiots. Why didn’t they just buy the bridge, like I did in Brooklyn?