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A Suite Engagement

By Wyatt Earp | October 16, 2011

Okay, I have two questions. First, when did the hot chick from The Suite Life On Deck turn 23? Second, why does she have such dubious taste in men?

Trace Cyrus, the rocker older brother of Miley Cyrus, is engaged to Disney actress Brenda Song, who is reportedly pregnant with the couple’s child.

“I am very excited to say, last week I asked my girlfriend Brenda Song to marry me and she said YES! We are both very excited to be engaged!” Cyrus, 22, tweeted Friday.

And why am I slamming Brenda’s fiancee? Have you seen him?

Here ya go . . .

Topics: Babes | 11 Comments »

11 Responses to “A Suite Engagement”

  1. Pirate's Cove » Blog Archive » Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup Says:
    October 16th, 2011 at 9:29 am

    [...] Support Your Local Gunfighter has the Suite Life at 23. [...]

  2. realwest Says:
    October 16th, 2011 at 11:04 am

    Howdy Wyatt – I have no comment on this particular thread, but wish you’d go back to the “Bridge Over Troubled Waters” thread and answer some of the questions some of your commenters (NO,not just me!) had about that case!!!

  3. Jon Brooks Says:
    October 16th, 2011 at 11:59 am

    He could use a few of those knob implants on his forehead.

  4. Ranba Ral Says:
    October 16th, 2011 at 12:17 pm

    OT, but Michael Moore is now demanding police join the OWS groups. Did he eat all the police commissioners to gain their commands or something?

  5. Robert B. Says:
    October 16th, 2011 at 12:41 pm

    He’s so ugly he’d make a freight train take a dirt road.

  6. ORPO1 Says:
    October 16th, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    I wonder if Billy Ray has even considered having this kid gelded.
    Miss Song has fallen off the edge with this one!

  7. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    October 16th, 2011 at 6:21 pm

    He kind of looks like Marilyn Manson sans whatever the F he puts on his face.

  8. Ingineer66 Says:
    October 16th, 2011 at 6:36 pm

    If my daughter brought that douche bag home, I might have to call my friend that owns a backhoe.

  9. Crusty Says:
    October 16th, 2011 at 6:40 pm

    Capture and sterlize the whole Cyrus clan. Billy forget about writing that parenting book, you flunked

  10. fozzy Says:
    October 16th, 2011 at 7:48 pm

    I’m not usually a class warrior but in this case I’ll make an exception. I hope he finds out the hard way that you can’t get a job with face tattoos and you don’t get the hot girl when you eat ramen noodles every day. There’s something about a rich boy pretending to be a street hood that ticks me off.

  11. bob (either orr) Says:
    October 17th, 2011 at 9:46 am

    He was unanimously selected as the captain of the all-ugly team. The explanation must lie lower.