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A Match Made In West Virginia

By Wyatt Earp | October 22, 2011

I gotta be honest; I’ve never heard of these people, and furthermore, I can’t believe how young this chick is. There’s a lot wrong here, and I don’t where to begin.

They’ve made no secret of the fact they’re trying to push a reality show about their bizarre and controversial relationship. And yesterday, Courtney Stodden clearly wanted to show MTV producers exactly what they’d be getting if they snapped up the series.

The 17-year-old fame-seeker, who still attends school, donned a barely-there black mini-dress as she joined actor husband Doug Hutchison, 51, for a meeting at the network’s offices in Santa Monica.

The couple married in Las Vegas in May while Courtney was still 16. Nevada law stated that both marriage license applicants must be 18 but Krista signed a consent form for her daughter.

Her mother signed the consent form? Can we get her parenting license revoked?

Topics: Babes | 13 Comments »

13 Responses to “A Match Made In West Virginia”

  1. Sally Anne Says:
    October 22nd, 2011 at 7:43 am

    Oh yeah. Her mom was quoted when those two got married- remarking about her daughter being a virgin. So. Effin. Skeevy. Guess MTV wants to start appealing to filthy old pedos.

  2. AJ Lynch Says:
    October 22nd, 2011 at 9:58 am

    What’s with the guys wearing knit hats in warm weather? Is that part of the mandatory uniform Beverly Hills thug wannabes?

  3. AuntMaude Says:
    October 22nd, 2011 at 11:02 am

    Check out thier wedding picture at Modern Pharisee’s blog.

  4. realwest Says:
    October 22nd, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    Howdy Wyatt! I’ve never heard of any of those 3 people and hope I never hear about any of them again. ASSUMING she’s telling the truth about being 17, then it is really skeevy that a guy 51 married her. But its even more skeevy that she married him, just to TRY to get a reality show out of it.

  5. Dannytheman Says:
    October 22nd, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    Wild combo!! They shop at lunatics R us?

    She is cute though. Only said cute because she is under age in my eyes… Just wait till next year!!

  6. TexasFred Says:
    October 22nd, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    Well, I can see why he married her…

  7. Crusty Says:
    October 22nd, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    Do I detect a cheshire smile on Dougie’s face?

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 22nd, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    Sally Anne – She looks like she’s 30. And she looks like she’s already had work done.

    AJ – All the white kids who want to look black are doing it!

    AM – Dude. Creepy.

    Real – Oh no, she’s actually 17, and he’s actually 51. Disgusting.

    Danny – Next year we can drool. This year, I’m skeeved.

    Fred – Two reasons.

    Crusty – Yeah . . . because he knows he’s going to Hell.

  9. C/A Says:
    October 22nd, 2011 at 10:08 pm

    I’ve heard of them. Funny thing is I can’t remember where… I keep getting distracted by how hot that is. What was I saying?

  10. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 22nd, 2011 at 10:45 pm

    Captain – Nice. You should be so lucky at 51.

  11. C/A Says:
    October 22nd, 2011 at 11:48 pm

    I should be so lucky EVER!

  12. Jon Brooks Says:
    October 23rd, 2011 at 8:31 am

    My thoughts are that ole Mom signed the papers for her to get rid of her. As my first boss told me once…Children can be the most evil creatures on Earth. He was a member of the Hitler Youth Corps in Germany durring WWII and was speaking from experience.

  13. Murphy Says:
    October 23rd, 2011 at 11:45 am

    I checked out other pictures of “young” Courtney on the net and she ain’t 17. She looks like 37 with lots of cosmetic surgery and fake b**bs.

    I’m not sure who looks more foolish the 37 year old trashy blond or the 51 year old wearing a leather jacket on a sunny summer day over a baggy black t-shirt.

    I’m going to go kiss my wife and give thanks to the Lord for my wonderful life.