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You Don’t Mess With The Lohan

By Wyatt Earp | September 20, 2011

You can take the girl out of the gutter, but you can’t take the gutter out of the girl.

The 25-year-old actress found herself an unwelcome guest after she was reportedly kicked out of a fashionable New York party. She was embarrassingly asked to leave a Marc Jacobs event at Manhattan’s trendy Dream Downtown hotel on Thursday night which would surely have done little for the young woman’s ego.

Party organizers had initially refused to let Lohan into the swanky party. So the actress called her friend, the hotel’s owner Vikram Chatwal, who walked her in, according to the New York Post. But a while later security staff approached Lohan and told her she was not welcome at the bash.

The snub came just days after Lohan was accused of throwing a drink at a photographer at another Fashion Week party.

For cripes’ sake, this chick really is Amy Winehouse 2.0. Lindsay, let me know when you’re ready to end it all; it would really help my Dead Pool. Thanks bunches!

Topics: Snarkasm | 12 Comments »

12 Responses to “You Don’t Mess With The Lohan”

  1. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    September 20th, 2011 at 9:26 am

    Ms Lohan is currently number 2 in my dead pool. Right after Zsa Zsa Gabor and before Whitney Houston.

  2. Metoo Says:
    September 20th, 2011 at 9:46 am

    The worst part is her mom participates in much of this bizarre behavior right along side her hot mess of a daughter. This young woman needed someone to truly advocate for her best interests a very long time ago.

  3. hutch1200 Says:
    September 20th, 2011 at 9:50 am

    I’d hit it. What? Don’t act all shocked now!

  4. Richard McEnroe Says:
    September 20th, 2011 at 10:18 am

    hutch, beer goggles are a fashion accessory, not a prescription…

  5. realwest Says:
    September 20th, 2011 at 11:11 am

    Hey, c’mon Wyatt – at least Amy had some talent and her singing will be missed. The only folks (other than family and “friends”) who’ll miss Lindsay will be the “journalists” at the National Enquirer.

  6. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    September 20th, 2011 at 11:13 am

    She still “alive”?

  7. DocRambo Says:
    September 20th, 2011 at 11:28 am

    She was about as welcome as a soiled sanitary napkin–was she so impaired she just couldn’t get the message??

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 20th, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    Ferrell – Pretty fine picks you have there.

    Metoo – And the father is a train wreck, too. It must be genetic.

    Hutch – Yeah, I probably would, too. Crazy is sometimes hot.

    Richard – Yeah, good point.

    Real – She hasn’t done anything of note (acting-wise) in years.

    LDIV – I was shocked, too!

    Doc – No, she just didn’t care. She’s Lindsay Lohan. She does what she wants.

  9. Rick Says:
    September 20th, 2011 at 5:22 pm

    She is looking for another 15 min.of fame

  10. fozzy Says:
    September 20th, 2011 at 11:35 pm

    So the hotel’s owner escorted a party crasher, one who’s notorious for drunken behaviour, into a private event? What a great host.

    Ok, let’s websearch hotel owner Vikram Chatwal….. Skeevy looking guy, but started a chain of hotels at only 29 yrs old, that’s very impressive… Oh, I get it now. Daddy gave him a bunch of hotels to play with and he’s screwing that up like everything else.

    What I don’t get is why the heir to a massive fortune is chasing Lindsay Lohan. Did he get slapped down by every other starlet in Hollywood and Bollywood?

  11. orbitup Says:
    September 21st, 2011 at 12:20 am

    Look up “hot mess” in the dictionary and you’ll see her picture.

  12. Skip Says:
    September 21st, 2011 at 12:55 am

    I’d throw a leg over it.
    ‘Course I’m jus’ a tad drunk…ask me in the morning.