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Wanted: The Uniboober

By Wyatt Earp | September 29, 2011

Surgery, no matter how minor or routine, comes with assumed risks. Despite what even they think sometimes, doctors are not perfect. Mistakes happen.

Some mistakes can kill you. Others can maim you. Others can make you the topic of conversation.

A Los Angeles woman is speaking out about a botched plastic surgery that left her with symmastia, or a “uniboob.” Dinora Rodriguez, a 40-year-old stay-at-home mom, woke up in horror after undergoing a routine surgery to swap out her old breast implants.

“My breasts looked really bad,” she told MSNBC. “It looked like I had one big breast instead of two. And the pain was terrible.”

Rodriguez says her surgeon, who was recommended by a friend, also operated on her eyes without her permission. She says they no longer close properly.

It would have been much cooler if the doc added a boob. This way, she could look like the chick from Total Recall. Just sayin’.

Topics: WTF? | 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “Wanted: The Uniboober”

  1. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    September 29th, 2011 at 10:44 pm

    Where’s the pics Wyatt?

    You know how we get………………….

  2. Ingineer66 Says:
    September 30th, 2011 at 1:10 am

    Sometimes you get what you pay for. Trying to find the cheapest plastic surgeon is probably not the best idea.

  3. Veeshir Says:
    September 30th, 2011 at 3:37 am

    Makes motorboting hard.

  4. rodney dill Says:
    September 30th, 2011 at 8:41 am

    One big boob — sounds like a euphemism for the presidency

  5. John D Says:
    September 30th, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Note the use of the phrase “routine surgery” to describe breast implants. Only in Los Angeles.

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    September 30th, 2011 at 10:59 am

    LDIV – That’s her, but I didn’t see any pics of the botched surgery yet.

    Ingineer66 – Agreed. Like finding a discount Lasik doctor.

    Veeshir – And it eliminates cleavage!

    Rodney Dill – Well played.

    John D. – Strangely enough, removing bullets is also “routine” there.

  7. Rick Says:
    September 30th, 2011 at 10:37 pm

    This is what happens when your doctor was top of his class at Acme Medical School.