By Wyatt Earp | September 24, 2011
There – for ya. NASA’s dead satellite apparently plunged to Earth early this morning, but like Snooki’s virginity, no one can seem to find it.
And people wonder why NASA is losing its funding? The damned thing is bigger than J-Lo’s ass, and you can’t find it?!! What are you, kidding me?
NASA’s dead 6-ton satellite plunged to Earth early Saturday, but more than eight hours later, U.S. space officials didn’t know just where it hit. They thought the fiery fall was largely over water and the debris probably hurt no one.
The agency did not give a more specific location in a midday update on its website, which also said officials were not aware of any reports of injuries or property damage. Most of the spacecraft was believed to have burned up.
The thing was the size of a bus, and apparently it “disappeared.” Personally, I think it may have landed in Captain America’s backyard. No one would find it with all the junk in there.