Archive for September, 2011
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Friday, September 30th, 2011Droning On And On Caption Contest (Source: Yahoo!) Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, October 3rd. Good luck! Original Caption: Anwar al-Awlaki speaks in a video message posted on radical websites. Yemen’s Defense Ministry said in a statement Friday Sept. 30, [...]
“Runderwear” Is Fun To Wear!
Friday, September 30th, 2011I cannot believe this story is almost a week old. How the hell did you people not send this story to me? I swear, you guys are getting lax. Folks in Utah participated in an “Undie Run” on Saturday. The run was organized to make a statement against Utah’s conservative roots. Thousands of people stripped [...]
Boom Goes The Dynamite
Friday, September 30th, 2011American-born uber-terrorist scumbag Anwar al-Awlaki is now a former terrorist, courtesy of the ass-kickingest military on the planet. Hey Anwar – if that was your real name – when ya get to Hell, tell ‘em Itchy sent ya! Anwar al-Awlaki was killed early Friday in a strike on his convoy carried out by a joint [...]
A Bleg For Uncle Jack
Friday, September 30th, 2011I wanted to take a minute to ask for an assist to my Uncle Jack. He sent this to the missus and I yesterday, and we figured it would be a good idea to re-post it here: My dear family and friends, I have leukemia. I had a bone marrow transplant on June 15, 2001 [...]
Wanted: The Uniboober
Thursday, September 29th, 2011Surgery, no matter how minor or routine, comes with assumed risks. Despite what even they think sometimes, doctors are not perfect. Mistakes happen. Some mistakes can kill you. Others can maim you. Others can make you the topic of conversation. A Los Angeles woman is speaking out about a botched plastic surgery that left her [...]
Our Friends The Islamists
Thursday, September 29th, 2011Someone really needs to say, “You guys forfeit the ‘Religion of Peace‘ moniker.” Pastor Youcef Nadarkhani, of the Church of Iran, faces hanging after refusing a court order to renounce his Christian faith. The pastor had defied a request by the Gilan provincial court, in the Iranian city of Rasht, to repent ahead of today’s [...]
Fast And Furious Gets Faster, More Furious
Thursday, September 29th, 2011Oh boy. Just when you thought Operation Fast and Furious couldn’t get more frakked up, this story appears. If the information here is true, and there is no reason to think that it isn’t, it is the proverbial smoking gun. And the Obama administration needs to give us some answers. Like yesterday. This just might [...]
Nine People Were Shot In Philly Yesterday
Thursday, September 29th, 2011In an unrelated note, the last two academy classes were canceled, and there are still no plans to hire more police officers. Police responded to a shooting at 26th and Tasker streets at around 8 p.m. and found a man shot dead. Ten minutes later while canvassing the neighborhood police found a man shooting another [...]
Even In Italy, Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy
Wednesday, September 28th, 2011Meet smoking hot Italian actress Sabina Began. Sabina is a big fan of Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi. So much so that she spent her time finding primo whores for him. Why would she do this? Because Berlusconi has “the kavorka:” the lure of the animal. A woman who has been accused of recruiting prostitutes for [...]
Humpday History Highlight
Wednesday, September 28th, 2011September 28, 1918 – British Soldier Spares Life Of Adolf Hitler Although the details of the event are still unclear, Private Henry Tandey, a British soldier serving near the French village of Marcoing, reportedly encounters a wounded German soldier and declines to shoot him, sparing the life of 29-year-old Lance Corporal Adolf Hitler. From July [...]
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