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Stephanie Seymour Battles With Son

By Wyatt Earp | July 20, 2011

Stephanie Seymour is my all-time favorite supermodel. So, it pained me to learn that her family life is something out of Married With Children.

Stephanie Seymour has now been rowing with another family member – her oldest son, Peter Brand Jnr. The 42-year-old apparently called the police after getting into a heated argument with the 18-year-old – according to Page Six. The argument ensued after Seymour reportedly cancelled a visit from the teenager.

Whatever you do, Peter, don’t leave bruises on Steph’s fabulous body!

Topics: Babes | 11 Comments »

11 Responses to “Stephanie Seymour Battles With Son”

  1. Mary Says:
    July 20th, 2011 at 8:11 am

    Did you leave out a word Wyatt?
    “Leave bruises on Steph’s fab body?” Maybe you meant DON’t leave bruises?

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 20th, 2011 at 8:19 am

    Mary – Jeez, thanks. It’s early. I must’ve had a brain cramp.

  3. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    July 20th, 2011 at 9:32 am

    Is this the child she had with Axl Rose? Sounds like he comes from the same Asshole Personality Structure tree.

  4. Randal Graves Says:
    July 20th, 2011 at 10:32 am

    I’m surprised you didn’t post the picture of her grabbing his pants while has has a boner!

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 20th, 2011 at 10:44 am

    Ferrell – They reside in Dysfunction Junction, I think.

    Randal – Holy crap! To quote Ed Rooney in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: “So that’s how it is in their family.”

  6. BlackOrchid Says:
    July 20th, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    holy crap.

    did any of you guys ever see “Spanking the Monkey” ?!?!?

    I think it’s a true story, now, based on the lives of Ms Seymour and her son!!!

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 20th, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    Orchid – I did see it, and that’s why I wrote “Holy crap!” when I saw the pic. Kind of skeevy.

  8. BlackOrchid Says:
    July 20th, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    Kind of?!?! oh and by the way, JINX!

    We both spontaneously “said” holy crap – funny!

    Hey Wyatt, hot enough for ya?

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 20th, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    Orchid – Yeah. I walk four miles a day. I walked yesterday and when I came home, my shirt was soaked. I passed today. Too damned hot.

  10. RogerDee Says:
    July 20th, 2011 at 6:23 pm

    Wyatt sure can pick ‘em…….Meh

  11. Bitter American Says:
    July 21st, 2011 at 10:40 pm

    This is the same “gay” son she had the near-incestuous tryst with last summer (google it)??