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Weekend Caption Contest

By Wyatt Earp | June 10, 2011

Super, Trooper Caption Contest

Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, June 13th. Good luck!

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20 Responses to “Weekend Caption Contest”

  1. Jon Brooks Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    Audrey reaches for her backup lightsaber.

  2. Jon Brooks Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    “#@!&!”, thought Tok, “Yoda’s wife is going to take more than this damn plasma rifle!”

  3. proof Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    Having finally broken free of his Mom’s basement, Harold needed to sneak past the three year old to get to the ATM unnoticed.

  4. Crankipants Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    The Death Star plans are not in the Baskin Robbins.

  5. Crankipants Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    Boy, did I take a wrong turn coming back from the tractor beam!

  6. Ranba Ral Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    During the Storm Trooper Academy Live Fire Tactical Course, Pvt. Haken Darkstar outsmarted himself. He thought if he aimed for the children that his shots would hit the real targets around them. To his chagrin, Pvt. Darkstar found out the hard way that the only time the BlasTech E-11 is accurate is when employed against targets shorter than 3 1/2 feet tall. After distinguished service against the Jawas on Tattoine, he would go on to be the sole Imperial survivor of the Forest Moon of Endor.

  7. Robert B. Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 7:07 pm

    Hmmmm… Is that Luke Skywalker hiding behind R2D2?

  8. Bruce Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    SpiderBoy is happy he is wearing a diaper.

  9. JT Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    When Vasily first came to America, he was told he could be anything he wanted to be.

    But the reactions of the citizenry never seemed to support this theory.

  10. John D Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    Shoplifting is not tolerated in the Death Star gift shop.

  11. John D Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 10:04 pm

    By Imperial Decree: Recyclables will not be thrown out with common trash. Stormtroopers will be stationed next to all trash cans to ensure compliance. Thank you for your cooperation in keeping our Empire green.

  12. Cowboy Blob Says:
    June 11th, 2011 at 12:01 am

    This trooper was hoping a score a clone-woman, but the pickings were light. Sadly, the Dana Delaney series was held up in the labs.

  13. L4H Says:
    June 11th, 2011 at 1:04 am

    Exhibit 34b: A Stormtrooper of the Galactic Empire, captured on film seconds before Super-toddler literally handed him his ass.

  14. Skip Says:
    June 11th, 2011 at 4:01 am

    “As he is ready to blast the fat ass broad, he got clocked in the nutz by a mini.

  15. Bob G. Says:
    June 11th, 2011 at 6:48 am

    “Okay, trooper…breathe deep and keep saying to yourself: He’s NOT a womp-rat, he’s NOT a womp-rat’…Vader’s therapist said you can DO this.”

  16. Mark Says:
    June 11th, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    That is not the droid you’re looking for.

  17. PopsPetrick Says:
    June 11th, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    Sorry little girl, but I cannot play squat tag in this outfit…

  18. Rides A Pale Horse Says:
    June 11th, 2011 at 9:13 pm

    With his “super suit” at the cleaners, Congressman Anthony Weiner is forced to substitute his “B” outfit in order to entice young women.

  19. Chris C Says:
    June 12th, 2011 at 12:26 am

    Just released is the newest still from the History Channel’s new show “Sci-fi/Comics Fight Club”. In this episode a Stormtrooper faces off against Spider-Kid.

  20. Uncle Ray Says:
    June 13th, 2011 at 4:50 pm

    This life form must be from the planet “Wide- Chassisus”!
    Must run away fast!