Man Attacked By Booty Call Ninjas
By Wyatt Earp | June 21, 2011
Guys, sometimes late-night sex .
According to the Herald News, the man said he’d been jumped around 1:15 a.m. after telling a former flame to come by his house to hook up. Katherine M. Casarez allegedly notified the man via text message that she was in the alley. She had him leave his home and meet her.
“As he walked to her vehicle a masked man jumped from the darkness yelling and swung a pair of nunchuks at him — hitting him in the head,” police said. “Casarez grabbed a second pair of nunchuks from her vehicle and hit him in the head as well.”
The victim identified his former girlfriend and her new man as his attackers, and Casarez reportedly confessed to clobbering her ex with nunchuks. At the scene, police officials reportedly discovered “two throwing stars — one stuck into a telephone pole.” (H/T – Jim)
Could have been worse. One could have been stuck into his pole.
Topics: The Job | 3 Comments »
June 21st, 2011 at 7:04 am
I taught nunchucks for awhile in Tai Kwon Do years ago,
fun little weapons. There is a youtube video out there of Bruce Lee playing ping pong with a pair. Keep them out of the hands of enraged ex lovers.
June 21st, 2011 at 9:27 am
Are they graduates of ?
June 21st, 2011 at 8:26 pm
Jon – And psychopaths.
John D. – No, these ones seem like they have their teeth.