By Wyatt Earp | June 23, 2011
Its criminals? Most of them are walk around with sh*t-eating grins.
Boulder Police are looking for a man who was seen hiding inside a portable toilet during last Friday’s Hanuman Yoga Festival at Boulder High School.
“A female patron of the festival walked into a portable toilet and told police she noticed that something was moving inside the tank when she lifted the lid,” said police spokeswoman Kim Kobel.
A festival security supervisor waited outside for several minutes and then saw the suspect emerge from the portable toilet.
“The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces,” Kobel said. (H/T – TonyF)
Wow, this guy makes the chicks from Two Girls, One Cup look like pikers.