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“Bachelorette” Strikes Back

By Wyatt Earp | June 24, 2011

Apparently, some of her TV contestants thought she was an ugly duckling. Either they’re blind or Life & Style Magazine has a terrific photoshop tech.

She was cruelly branded ‘flat chested’ and an ‘ugly duckling’ by her supposed suitors, but Bachelorette star Ashley Hebert is fighting back. The 26-year-old dental school graduate insists she’s a ‘great catch’ as she proudly showing off her bikini body in a new photo shoot.

She flaunts her toned physique in a tiny red two piece for the cover of this week’s Life & Style and says she has overcome her insecurities.

Yeah, what a trooper. A modicum of fame will do that.

Topics: Babes | 12 Comments »

12 Responses to ““Bachelorette” Strikes Back”

  1. GroovyVic Says:
    June 24th, 2011 at 7:42 am

    *sigh* I know just how she feels, although I’m hated because I’m too beautiful.

    *snort* Yeah…..HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

  2. Dannytheman Says:
    June 24th, 2011 at 8:23 am

    Are there boobs under that red top??? She looks like a carpenters best friend, flat as a board and easy to nail!

    She has a great tummy and a great ass though, some men are happy with that. Me? I like the whole package.

  3. Randal Graves Says:
    June 24th, 2011 at 9:07 am

    “Waaah, I’m a snobby bitch from Penn and people don’t like me enough.”

    Go jump in front of the Acela.

  4. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    June 24th, 2011 at 9:08 am

    It must be hard times for Life Style if this is what they put on their cover. I think she looks like one of those crocheted toilet paper topper dolls, but… yeah… “great catch”… let’s go with that, shall we?

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 24th, 2011 at 9:19 am

    GroovyVic – I’m hated because I’m so talented.

    Danny – Sometimes, the whole package isn’t available.

    Randal – Yeah, but do it near Penn, so I don’t have to respond to the aftermath. Those scenes suck.

    Mrs. Crankipants – And she’s engaged! So why does she give a frak if people like her or not? She’s no longer on the market!

  6. Jon Brooks Says:
    June 24th, 2011 at 10:26 am

    I’m hated because I am: secure in my insecurities, my knowledge of the unknowable, and a porcine belly. I am also for whirled peas.

    Thank God its Friday.

  7. John D Says:
    June 24th, 2011 at 11:51 am

    The 26-year-old dental school graduate…

    There’s an oral joke in there somewhere, I’m sure.

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 24th, 2011 at 11:55 am

    Jon – Whirled peas. Is that a euphanism?

    John D – I’m sure some guys would like to explore her “cavities.”

  9. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    June 24th, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    Yeah, she is somewhat hot. I wouldn’t push her away because she ate Saltines in bed. But can she eat a Portillo’s Italian Beef drowning in Hot Peppers without sucking on a diet Coke?

    That would be the deal breaker for me.

    JB: Instead of Whirled Peas I would rather .

  10. Skip Says:
    June 25th, 2011 at 1:54 am

    If I could get it up…I’d hit it.

  11. Rob in Katy Says:
    June 25th, 2011 at 2:32 am

    Heh-heh, I just made my own CoExist coffee mug for work!
    here is the version that I used.

    Since shutting down my old car discussion board, I use the old cafepress account for politically incorrect items. If you signup for an account it is very easy to make shirts, cups, stickers but dang they are expensive!!! This cup is basically $12 bucks with a $1 markup. most items seem to run on about a $6 markup from what I have seen. just a little shopping info :) Wyatt, if they won’t boot you, I will send you one…I guess you really don’t need to take it to work to offend others – LOL!

  12. Rob in Katy Says:
    June 25th, 2011 at 2:34 am

    ps: is there a way to follow a thread without having to make a post? yeah, making this post just to follow the thread :)