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The Greatest Mug Shot Of All Time

By Wyatt Earp | May 31, 2011

Considering my occupation, it’s safe to say I have seen a lot of entertaining mug shots. Most of them are from people who have an intimate relationship with alcohol. But of all the photos I’ve seen, none of them compare to the mug shot of Phoenix’s Randon Reid.

Randon likes beer and guns, but not airplanes. How do I know that? Because he was arrested after shooting up some planes on an Arizona airfield.

Phoenix police arrested a man they believe shot at a grounded airplane parked at Deer Valley Airport early Sunday. Randon Reid, 26, was likely drunk when he fled the airport about 1:30 a.m. after officers heard gunfire in the area, said Phoenix Police spokesman Steve Martos.

“The officers observed a vehicle speed away from the area,” Martos stated. “Officers obtained a license plate and attempted a traffic stop.”

Reid continued to flee at a high rate of speed, police said. The officers arrested Reid at his home and located two weapons believed to have been used during the shooting. At the airport, police recovered shell casings at the scene and saw an airplane was damaged by gunfire.

Are you ready for the mug shot? It’s below the fold.


The guy looks like Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head. (H/T – Code Monkey)

Topics: The Job | 20 Comments »

20 Responses to “The Greatest Mug Shot Of All Time”

  1. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    May 31st, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    Another idiot who got out of the gene pool much too early….If he was ever in it……………

  2. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    May 31st, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    But is he single?

  3. BlackOrchid Says:
    May 31st, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    It’s Cornholio!

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 31st, 2011 at 2:09 pm

    LDIV – Either way, there was no lifeguard on duty.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Signs point to yes.

    Orchid – And he needs t.p. for his bunghole.

  5. John D Says:
    May 31st, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    He still has all his lower teeth. Amazing.

  6. Enano Siniestro Says:
    May 31st, 2011 at 2:15 pm

    He’s almost a conehead. Damn aliens…

  7. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    May 31st, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    Set him up on a date with the Khadashians…

  8. dr. evil Says:
    May 31st, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    All I can see is a deranged Jim Carey.

  9. Jon Brooks Says:
    May 31st, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    Obviously he must have a hole in his head…but..thats..besides..the..point.

    Always wanted to use that line:)

  10. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    May 31st, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    It was a Randon act of violence.

  11. JT Says:
    May 31st, 2011 at 3:28 pm

    Selena Gomez gets death threats and this ding-dong is probably gonna get fan mail.

  12. Sean D Sorrentino Says:
    May 31st, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    This is my favorite mug shot.

    He tried to rob an immigrant lady in Fayetteville, NC. The family took it poorly, and when he and his buddy took a shot at them they took the gun away and expressed their displeasure.

  13. Metoo Says:
    May 31st, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    Whoa, this guy doesn’t look or act like he has any gray matter.

  14. Mark Says:
    May 31st, 2011 at 5:07 pm

    Well at least he wasn’t an Arizona native. THAT I could not forgive.

    My mugshots look so much nicer.

  15. Sully Says:
    May 31st, 2011 at 6:14 pm

    This guy belongs on this selection

  16. Robert B. Says:
    May 31st, 2011 at 7:52 pm

    He has delusions of adequacy.

  17. Randal Graves Says:
    May 31st, 2011 at 11:10 pm

    heh, heh, heh heh heh

  18. Wyatt Earp Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 12:05 am

    John D – Definitely a fluke.

    Enano – Maybe we can mate him with Lady Gaga?

    Ferrell – I wouldn’t do that to the poor guy.

    Dr. Evil – “Let me show ya somethin’!”

    Jon – And yet the brains never leaked out.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Well done!

    JT – From Mr. Buzzcut.

    Sean – Handsome devil!

    MeToo – He probably graduated from Penn State. Ba-zing!

    Mark – Because you dress better.

    Sully – My God, it’s Butt-Head!

    Robert B. – And sanity.

    Randal – “Fire! Fire!!”

  19. Bob G. Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 9:51 am

    What say we turnh this turd over the U.S. Marshal Service and have THEM “fly him around” until they find a nice SAFE jail cell with a padded walls to place him in.

    Looks like an AFTER picture during a TAZER exercise…
    He’s already got “the look” down pat!

    Stay safe.

  20. Mark Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    “Mark – Because you dress better.”

    Man, that was the good laugh that I needed today :-)