By Wyatt Earp | May 4, 2011
After tonight’s season finale, I think Deputy U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens needs to transfer from Kentucky to West Virginia.
Police say an Alum Creek man high on bath salts killed his neighbor’s pygmy goat and that neighbors found him in his bedroom, dressed in a bra and panties, next to the dead animal, said Lt. Bryan Stover of the Kanawha County Sheriff’s Department. Mark Thompson, 19, of Greenview Road, is charged with animal cruelty after police got a call from a woman who said he stole her goat at about 3:15 a.m. Monday.
“He told them, ‘Don’t come in, I’m naked,’” [Goat owner Lisa] Powers said. “But they opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down. He had on women’s clothing, the goat was dead and there was blood everywhere. It was just a scene.”
Thompson told police he was on bath salts for three days. (H/T-Mrs. C)
Forget bath salts; this guy should have been getting high on Clearasil.