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Pip, Pip, Hooray!

By Wyatt Earp | May 9, 2011

Having your sister marry a member of the royal family is a Catch-22. You have free reign over Great Britain and can jaywalk, skip jury duty, and have your enemies sent to the chopping block. Unfortunately, life as you know it is effectively over, and people start selling your candid photos to every sleazy tabloid they can find.

A photo has emerged of Middleton wearing a bra and a skirt while dancing with a man wearing only boxers. It’s unclear when the photo was taken.

Middleton isn’t the only one in her family who has had a photo scandal. Semi-nude photos of her brother James also have appeared.

Okay, Pippa’s body looks fantastic here, but what’s the deal with Lord Pastylegs?

Topics: Babes | 10 Comments »

10 Responses to “Pip, Pip, Hooray!”

  1. L Frame S&W Says:
    May 9th, 2011 at 7:04 am

    Aye Carrumba, the wrong dancer is topless!!!

  2. Old NFO Says:
    May 9th, 2011 at 7:33 am

    Yeah, but… is that get outta jail free REALLY worth what her life will be (for the rest of her life)???

  3. Dannytheman Says:
    May 9th, 2011 at 8:10 am

    Do I see tan lines on her? Possibly a new scandal?

    What is the difference between a bra and a bikini top? Bras are usually larger. People are so petty!

  4. BlackOrchid Says:
    May 9th, 2011 at 10:09 am

    that looked like one hell of an awesome party!

    I’m just sorry I missed it!

  5. richard mcenroe Says:
    May 9th, 2011 at 10:11 am

    So anyway, as Lord Pastylegs sets out on his open-ended deployment to Afghanistant, the tabloid printing the pics is receiving a very special visit from a Special Branch with a D notice…

  6. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    May 9th, 2011 at 10:59 am

    I would think that photos of Prince William peeing on a fence at a polo match few years ago would be considered scandalous. By the way, he holds it like a pool stick, and shakes it with his pinky up.

  7. L Frame S&W Says:
    May 9th, 2011 at 11:07 am

    Mrs. Crankipants:

    Pinky up means he is minding his manners per Emily Post…

    And I hold a pool stick with two hands, if William is using two hands, he obviously isn’t Irish!

  8. Watuschski Says:
    May 9th, 2011 at 4:11 pm

    On facebook, check out: pippamiddletonassappreciationsociety

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 9th, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    L Frame – No kidding!

    Old NFO – With the British press? Probably not.

    Danny – She had a terrific body and she’s not afraid to show it. What’s the problem?

    Orchid – Would you strip down to your bra, because that would be awesome! :)

    Richard – And MP5s.

    Mrs. Crankipants – When in doubt, pinky out.

    L Frame – But it proves why he’s popular with ladies!

    Watuschski – Boom!

  10. ed Says:
    May 11th, 2011 at 3:54 am

    Somewhere out there…a father is looking at that photo and thinking, “oh thank God, I was so worried, my son is actually straight!”