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Ich Bin Ein Idiot

By Wyatt Earp | May 6, 2011

Sorry, sorry, sorry! I forgot I had to make an evening post because I was busy tinkering with the new phone. Like I told the Verizon rep, I think I’m too dumb to have a smart phone. Of course, I’m too dumb to have a blog and that never stopped me. Anyway, .

A mayor in Germany helped rescue a man who became trapped in a women’s prison after mistaking it for a shortcut to a nearby park, police in the northern city of Hildesheim said. Hildesheim Mayor Henning Blum heard the man’s cries for help while passing by the prison near the city center and notified police who came and freed the 24-year-old.

The man told police he was strolling through town and did not notice he had walked into a prison. By the time it dawned on him where he was, the gate to the jail had already closed, locking him inside.

So let me get this straight: A man entered a women’s prison . . . and he pleaded to get out? He must either be gay or he never saw Chained Heat.

Topics: Snarkasm | 5 Comments »

5 Responses to “Ich Bin Ein Idiot”

  1. richard mcenroe Says:
    May 6th, 2011 at 9:06 pm

    After all the slags you’ve rounded up, Wyatt?

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 6th, 2011 at 9:53 pm

    Richard – There have to be hot women prisoners somewhere, right?

  3. Robert B. Says:
    May 7th, 2011 at 9:20 am

    Most mugshots of women criminals effect me like saltpeter.

  4. dr. evil Says:
    May 7th, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    I wouldn’t wanna be stuck there either. Would you really want to watch that unshaved unwashed bull-lesbo love fest? And half of them are probably chicks with d—s that would put most of ours to shame.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    May 7th, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    Robert B. – Unless it’s someone like a drunken Heather Locklear.

    Dr. Evil – Well, a moth’s would put me to shame.