Archive for May, 2011
« Previous EntriesThe Religion Of Peace Strikes Again
Tuesday, May 31st, 2011A beautiful young woman’s decision to enter a beauty contest cost her dearly. A teenage Muslim girl was stoned to death under ‘Sharia law’ after taking part in a beauty contest in Ukraine. Katya Koren, 19, was found dead in a village in the Crimea region near her home. Her battered body was buried in [...]
The Greatest Mug Shot Of All Time
Tuesday, May 31st, 2011Considering my occupation, it’s safe to say I have seen a lot of entertaining mug shots. Most of them are from people who have an intimate relationship with alcohol. But of all the photos I’ve seen, none of them compare to the mug shot of Phoenix’s Randon Reid. Randon likes beer and guns, but not [...]
Selena Gomez Receiving Death Threats
Tuesday, May 31st, 2011Why? Because the 18-year old Disney actress had the temerity to date Justin Bieber. The “Beliebers” are not amused. Justin Bieber’s girlfriend has received death threats after she was pictured kissing and cavorting with the teen idol in Hawaii. Actress Selena Gomez, 18, has become the victim of a jealous hate campaign from female fans [...]
Caption Contest Winners
Monday, May 30th, 2011The There’s No Business Like ‘Fro Business Caption Contest is now over. Who knew a well-placed plant could be so funny? As usual, lots of good comments this week. Let’s take a gander and see how we did. Top Five Entries: 5. “Here’s a few stamps Love, mail that shite-weave on your head home.” – [...]
Kardashian Sisters: White Trash Personified
Monday, May 30th, 2011All the money in the world can’t buy you class. Case in point: Kim Kardashian’s 15-year old sister is on birth control. One of the plot lines on the new season of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” is getting a lot of attention. Kim Kardashian’s 15-year-old sister Kendall Jenner is on birth control. “But I [...]
CA Puts A Wrap On Pr0n Industry
Monday, May 30th, 2011Would you wear a condom when having sex with this man? If you’re a member of the pr0n industry, you may not have a choice now. The Nazis at OSHA apparently don’t want performers walking around in public smelling like bleach. The nerve of some people! Personally, I think the California legislators should stop worrying [...]
Memorial Day 2011
Monday, May 30th, 2011“A man who is good enough to shed his blood for the country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards.” – Theodore Roosevelt Tpday we remember those who died in the service of this great nation; from the Revolutionary War to Afghanistan. Nine NATO service members were killed Thursday in Afghanistan, including [...]
Overnight Thread
Monday, May 30th, 2011If there is a bad thing about colon cancer awareness, it’s that the location of the cancer lends itself to frivolity. Of course, I know colon cancer is a serious disease, but sometimes people get a little carried away with the double entendre. Take this story, for instance: A health board in Washington state has [...]
All Successful People Eat Bacon!
Sunday, May 29th, 2011Of course, really successful people eat bacon at Denny’s Baconalia celebration. And considering my success n the blogosphere . . I eat second-hand bacon at the Bacon Thrift Shop in Bumtown. The kids from South Park kids do much better than I. If you saw this week’s episode of South Park, you saw further proof [...]
Zimbabwe Is Really Going Down The Toilet
Sunday, May 29th, 2011If you ever find yourself in Zimbabwe, remember this: whatever you do, stay away from the president’s terlet. Sadly, a police sergeant did not heed this sage advice, and now he is going to the bathroom in front of about 100 other people. When the call of nature comes, it cannot always be denied. Few [...]
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