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Royal Wedding Invitation List Released

By Wyatt Earp | April 25, 2011

How funny is it that and not the Obamas?

David Beckham, Elton John and Mr. Bean actor Rowan Atkinson will mingle with dozens of royal guests at Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding, according to an official guest list released Saturday that includes one uncomfortable presence — the Bahraini crown prince accused of a brutal crackdown on protesters.

St. James’s Palace also released the seating plan at Westminster Abbey, which showed that relatives of William’s mother Princess Diana are sitting across the aisle from the royal family, joining the Middletons in an exception to the traditional division of a church into a bride’s side and groom’s side. There was no explanation of the seating arrangement, but the Spencers have not had a good relationship with the royal family, especially after Diana’s brother Charles Spencer attacked the royals during a speech at her 1997 funeral.

Sweet. Maybe there will be a wedding day catfight!

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29 Responses to “Royal Wedding Invitation List Released”

  1. GroovyVic Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 7:19 am

    I love those boots.

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 7:44 am

    GroovyVic – Hell. YES!

  3. Dustyvet Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 8:13 am

    Just to be there at the reception and yell…

    “FOOD FIGHT!!!!!”

  4. Dustyvet Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 8:14 am

    Avoid the vans in the car park, they be full of SAS guys…:)

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 8:18 am

    Dustyvet – And slam Camilla in the face with a pie!

  6. Dustyvet Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 8:20 am

    Meanwhile in Germany…

    The Charm of Competitive Rabbit Jumping

  7. Morgan Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 8:21 am

    Funny thing; some people in the UK’s Labour Party are ticked their last two Prime Ministers were not invited either, while Margaret Thatcher and John Major were. Can’t please everybody, can you?.

    As for the royal couple, from what I’ve heard of them (not much, mind you), they both sound like regular people. I wish them a long and happy marriage.

  8. piperfromtn Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 8:32 am

    Too bad about this Scot’s Guards soldier who didn’t have any class concerning the wedding:

  9. piperfromtn Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 8:33 am

  10. piperfromtn Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 8:34 am

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1380100/Royal-Wedding-2011-Scots-Guard-removed-duty-Kate-Middleton-slur.html

  11. L Frame S&W Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 9:22 am

    She has some serious gams too!

    Wait until she puts a leg-lock on her new hubby!!!

  12. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 9:47 am

    Dusty – Maybe they will accidentally jump into Poland?

    Morgan – I heard that, too. Kate looks about as down-to-earth as you can be.

    Piper – What a knucklehead.

    L Frame – Yeah, they’re awesome!

  13. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 10:02 am

    I seem to be the only one who could care less about this wedding. Didn’t we fight The Revolutionary War to get rid of these people? Kate looks like a 35 year old bank teller who’s marrying comb over guy. Is there no Hair Club for Men in England?

  14. Jay Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 10:17 am

    If that’s a 35 year old bank teller then I’ve got to stop stuffing my money into my mattress. (Don’t tell anyone I do that).
    I know I should get out more and get a life but Wyatt’s blog is too rivetting.

  15. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 10:20 am

    Mrs. Crankipants – She seems, to me, much more likable than Princess Diana. Dear God, I couldn’t stand that woman.

    Jay – I try to keep abreast of the important matters. Like hot babes.

  16. Jon Brooks Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 11:01 am

    I hope William didn’t ‘go native’ in Iraq or Afgahnistan thats all England needs is a future king receptive to islamist radicals. We don’t want to go from William the Conquerer to William the Concessionist.

  17. richard mcenroe Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 11:04 am

    ID of wedding band

  18. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 11:24 am

    Jon – Probably unlikely, because he was a flyboy.

    Richard – They need .

  19. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    Mrs. C: She has nice legs as opposed to:

  20. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 4:33 pm

    Take 2 as opposed to

  21. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    Or would you rather the future royal look like

    This

  22. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    She’s a bowl of cold oatmeal if I ever saw one.

  23. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 25th, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    Ferrell – Aargh! My eyes!

    Mrs. Crankipants – I think she’s a hot piece of azz. But that’s just me. And I am sure Captain America would “do her.”

  24. RogerDee Says:
    April 26th, 2011 at 8:27 am

    Cue ZZ Top please….

  25. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 26th, 2011 at 9:16 am

    Roger – She certainly does “got legs.”

  26. Akornzombie Says:
    April 26th, 2011 at 9:26 am

    Huh. I saw this head lined on the Star at the supermarket where I work a month ago.

  27. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 26th, 2011 at 9:45 am

    Akornzombie – Well, my teachers always said I was a little slow. :)

  28. Akornzombie Says:
    April 26th, 2011 at 10:12 am

    Actually, it’s the AP that’s slow. But then again, compared to the MSM, the Star and (now defunct) Weekly World News looked like real journalists.

  29. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 26th, 2011 at 11:21 am

    Akornzombie – The National Enquirer looks like the Wall Street Journal, comparitively.

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