Overnight Thread
By Wyatt Earp | April 21, 2011
Yeah, it’s early tonight because I’m exhausted after battling a cold. I’m going to try and con the wife into letting me get 15 hours of sleep a day this weekend. If she says no, I’ll just lock myself in the bedroom. Until then, let’s delve into some idiocy.
Meet Cameron Pittman. This mental midget hails from Florida, where all of the idiots seem to congregate. Cameron thought it would be a good idea to commit armed robbery this week.
Sadly, Pittman’s choice of armaments left something to be desired.
Police said a St. Petersburg man attempted to rob a convenience store using a Sony Playstation remote control. According to reports, Cameron Pittman, 20, hid the game controller in his pocket and pretended it was a gun as he tried to rob the Sun Food Store on 62nd Avenue S. He was arrested by a police officer who walked into the store in the middle of the robbery, police said.
Wow, a real master criminal. He must have gone to the University of Miami.
The mystery surrounds a white, orange and black feline that arrived last weekend on Governors Island in New York. Security guards found the cat on the island’s north shore. Its fur was salty, matted and caked with seaweed. They think the cat managed to swim to safety after being swept up in torrential rains in New Jersey.
Wrong. The feline was a rat, and the Jersey Mafia tried had it “sleep with the fishes.”
And finally, here’s Stealing Angels, my new favorite country band:
Wyatt likey.
OH YEAH: This week’s episode of Justified was the best one of the season. Discuss.
Topics: WTF? | 10 Comments »
April 21st, 2011 at 11:13 pm
Cameron the black pu**y party needs scum like you. Grow your hair out. get a free real weapon and freedom from prosecution courtesy of brother eric
New York rats threw the cat in the bay
April 22nd, 2011 at 12:10 am
Feel better, Wyatt.
April 22nd, 2011 at 1:14 am
I swear, I don’t know why Florida gets so many of these mental defectives… I think it has to be the heat baking their little heads.
I’ve lived down here for over twenty years and I have yet to do something this stupid, but I do see stupidity all around me.
April 22nd, 2011 at 1:50 am
“using a Sony Playstation remote control”
OK, I am officially smartier then he be is having been.
April 22nd, 2011 at 4:21 am
A playstation controller?
“Open up the register and gimmee all your money, or i swear I’ll use the combo move!”
April 22nd, 2011 at 5:27 am
Stealing Angels, MMmmmmmmm!! Pittnam on the other hand was at the Burger Kink on spring break the other week. The beyotch on the counter was his girlfriend. And finally, sorry Wyatt, haven’t kept up w/Justified this season. I think I can catch up on Hulu. As RT sez, feel better!!
April 22nd, 2011 at 6:02 am
Happy Birthday, Wyatt!
April 22nd, 2011 at 6:56 am
If that was stepmom Givens and not Dickie or his cohort in that body bag for the trailer for next week I would venture to say the population of Harlan County is going to take a huge dip due to Marshall Givens glock. Is he carrying a 9mm or .40? I hang my head in shame for not picking up on that.
April 22nd, 2011 at 7:55 am
The saddest thing is only two more episodes this season. Not enough!
April 23rd, 2011 at 12:14 am
What a moron