By Wyatt Earp | April 21, 2011
Yeah, it’s early tonight because I’m exhausted after battling a cold. I’m going to try and con the wife into letting me get 15 hours of sleep a day this weekend. If she says no, I’ll just lock myself in the bedroom. Until then, let’s delve into some idiocy.
Meet Cameron Pittman. This mental midget hails from Florida, where all of the idiots seem to congregate. Cameron thought it would be a good idea to commit armed robbery this week.
Sadly, Pittman’s choice of armaments left something to be desired.
Police said a St. Petersburg man attempted to rob a convenience store using a Sony Playstation remote control. According to reports, Cameron Pittman, 20, hid the game controller in his pocket and pretended it was a gun as he tried to rob the Sun Food Store on 62nd Avenue S. He was arrested by a police officer who walked into the store in the middle of the robbery, police said.
Wow, a real master criminal. He must have gone to the University of Miami.
The mystery surrounds a white, orange and black feline that arrived last weekend on Governors Island in New York. Security guards found the cat on the island’s north shore. Its fur was salty, matted and caked with seaweed. They think the cat managed to swim to safety after being swept up in torrential rains in New Jersey.
Wrong. The feline was a rat, and the Jersey Mafia tried had it “sleep with the fishes.”
And finally, here’s Stealing Angels, my new favorite country band:
OH YEAH: This week’s episode of Justified was the best one of the season. Discuss.