Man Found Engulfed In Flames In Pr0n Shop
By Wyatt Earp | April 14, 2011
Serves him right for using lighter fluid as lube.
A man was hospitalized Wednesday evening with life-threatening, third-degree burns after catching fire inside a San Francisco porn store, authorities told CBS 5. The fire occurred at an adult arcade at Sixth and Mission streets just after 6 p.m.
Police officers across the street from the porn shop saw a man run out the front door of the store “engulfed in flames,” an SFPD spokesman said. (H/T – Crankipants)
Oh, please. Like that’s the first time they saw a flaming man in San Francisco?
Topics: Evil = Funny | 15 Comments »
April 14th, 2011 at 6:57 pm
Well, friction can generate quite a lot of heat…
April 14th, 2011 at 6:57 pm
Place gets weirder and weirder.
April 14th, 2011 at 7:02 pm
One your best, Wyatt!!!
April 14th, 2011 at 7:09 pm
YAB – Apparently!
Joated – San Fran or my blog?
Roger – I wish I had the talent to make stories like these up.
April 14th, 2011 at 7:43 pm
Wow, talk about a fire down below!
April 14th, 2011 at 8:17 pm
Just like the song goes, “Hot, hot, hot!”
April 14th, 2011 at 8:22 pm
Am I the only one here who uses sterno as lube?
April 14th, 2011 at 8:22 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – Someone had a case of the screaming thigh sweats.
Proof – Chestnuts roasting over an open fire . . .
Mrs. Crankipants – I usually use hot peppers.
April 14th, 2011 at 8:23 pm
He should have paid closer attention to that burning sensation.
April 14th, 2011 at 8:24 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – I’d like to see the Viagra disclaimers updated for this!
April 14th, 2011 at 8:36 pm
I just looked up the side effects, it doesn’t say anything about spontaneous combustion, just 4 hour erections- which quite frankly, sounds good to me!
April 14th, 2011 at 9:14 pm
That must have been some hot video…
April 15th, 2011 at 7:09 am
Do you know what burns my butt?
A grass fire about three feet high.
April 15th, 2011 at 7:25 am
Art is just art carved with a chisel, but this smut is hotter than a two-dollar pistol!
April 15th, 2011 at 12:26 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – But then it keeps getting in the way when you’re trying to brush your teeth at night. Well, not for me, but for real guys.
L Frame – Smoking!
Robert B. – Well played. Still can’t understand how this idiot caught fire, though.
Crankipants – Maybe is was one of those oh-so-famous failed suicide bombers. Death to the Pr0n Infidels! Lalalalalalalala!!!!