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Michelle Obama Takes A Ribbing

By Wyatt Earp | February 22, 2011

Big Brother Michelle Obama is at it again. This time, she is in Vail, Colorado, spending the President’s Day holiday skiing and spreading the word about her healthy eating initiatives.

Of course, she is also slipping in a few not-so-healthy choices into her diet. She eats junk to prove how bad – yet delicious – some foods are for the peasants.

First lady Michelle Obama enjoyed locally grown fare at a Vail restaurant Saturday night before hitting the slopes of Vail Mountain early Sunday. The first lady went to Restaurant Kelly Liken in Vail Village on Saturday night, dining on a pickled pumpkin salad with arugula and a braised ancho-chile short rib with hominy wild mushrooms and sauteed kale.

“Yes, it’s true, the first lady dined at our restaurant tonight and seemed to really enjoy it,” chef and owner Kelly Liken said. “She was wonderfully gracious and very much interested in what we’re doing in this valley for our kids’ healthy lunch. It was really refreshing to see how interested she really was and how passionate about our kids’ healthy lunches, as well as the movement to eat local here in the Vail Valley.”

Yeah, she’s really concerned. Oh, and those ribs? They pack a whopping 1,575 calories per serving. So, unless she , she has proven herself to be America’s foremost hypocrite yet again.

Topics: Snarkasm | 18 Comments »

18 Responses to “Michelle Obama Takes A Ribbing”

  1. GroovyVic Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    She’s all over the f**king Disney channel touting healthy eating habits. Bad enough I have to listen to Zach and Cody…not this crap.

  2. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    Gees Oh Pete, the woman wants us to eat like we’re on Lifetime Weight Watchers while she goes out and eats more than the entire Chicago Bears Defensive Line….

  3. RT Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    This is after that buffet of health food at the White House’s Super Bowl party. /snark

    And to think, I had almond butter and a banana on two slices of whole grain bread for lunch, yet she’d send the fatty police after me, because of my build. Bet my blood test results trump hers. Heffer. (No clue if I spelled that right, but whatever.)

  4. JCM Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    First Lunchlady wants to know, “what is in your lunchbox?”

  5. Rides A Pale Horse Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 2:47 pm

    Feeling drained after a hard day of protesting? Think your union is going to go down in flames? Tired of eating carrot sticks and tofu that don’t get your ire sufficiently peaked?

    Not to worry!!

    There’s a new product endorsed by Mooseshills “Let’s Move” campaign!!

  6. Randal Graves Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    tubby bitch.

  7. Dustyvet Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    Most kid’s breakfast cereals have over 50% if their calories as sugar. The good news is that the box is high in fiber. *******

  8. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    GroovyVic – I can’t stand those commercials. They interrupt my quality Phineas and Ferb time.

    Ferrell – That explains her recent “padding.”

    RT – Heifer. I’ve been called that many, many times. *sob*

    JCM – Whatever the hell I want to eat, since this is still America.

    RAPH – Okay, that’s fantastic!

    Randal – Her ass has its own congressman now.

    Dustyvet – And recyclable! (In more ways than one.)

  9. Sally Anne Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 5:30 pm

    I’d be snarky, but I am fond of using the following phrase on my kids:

    “HELL NO you can’t have _____ (cookies, candy, a pound of bacon, ice cream,whatever) for breakfast- I am no longer a growing child and I’ll eat what I want. YOU, on the other hand, will eat good food.”

    BTW you get serious points for linking I’m Gonna Git You Sucka. Classic.

  10. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 5:39 pm

    Sally Anne – That’s awesome! I am so coming over your house for bacon and Pop Tart sandwiches!

  11. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 6:07 pm

    “Do as I say, not as I do” is annoying, but what Michelle shoves down her maw doesn’t matter. She has the means to have the fat surgically sucked out of her thighs if she so desires.

    I’m sure most parents want to feed their children unicorn fertilized organic vegetables and free range chicken for dinner. Unfortunately, there are a lot of people in this country who are unemployed with their homes in foreclosure, that are on a Hamburger Helper budget.

    I remember a comment she made during the campaign that the $500 Bush tax break would only buy you a pair of earrings. I think she needs to take off the Lanvin sneakers, pull her head out of her ass, take a good look at what’s really going on in this country, and report back to her husband. In that order.

  12. Ingineer66 Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 6:42 pm

    The part that frosted me was that she took her daughter Sasha with her. You know the one that Obama had to coach her basketball team without her being there. What is that showing the kid as far as commitment to a team or anything for that matter. Oh its OK to blow off your tournament Sasha and go skiing with me. Like they couldn’t have scheduled skiing around her basketball schedule.

  13. RT Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 6:46 pm

    Brava, Mrs. Crankipants!

  14. JT Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 6:51 pm

    I concur with RT.

    However, I wished Mrs. C could have worked the belt sander in.

  15. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    Mrs. Crankipants – She wore those damned sneakers to a food bank. Out. Of. Touch.

    Ingineer66 – Kyle missed two birthday parties last year because he had soccer games. When he got bent about it, I said, “You wanted to be the starting goalie. That position comes with responsibilities.” Haven’t had an issue since.

    RT – Hit it out of the park.

    JT – Moochelle is probably wearing it. She’s big into ugly belts.

  16. Chris C Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 10:40 pm

    Great, a bunch of elementary school kids who have questionable hygeine habits and weaker immune systems are growing veggies for their own consumption.

    What could possibly go wrong?

  17. proof Says:
    February 23rd, 2011 at 12:57 am

    Her ass has its own congressman now.

    And Zip Code.

  18. richard mcenroe and his mighty appendage "Thor" Says:
    February 23rd, 2011 at 11:22 am

    Michelle is the first First Lady to beep when she backs up since Ladybird Johnson, another dogooder buttinsky Democrat.