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Ashley Judd Coming To TV?

By Wyatt Earp | February 21, 2011

Don’t worry, Ashley, I’m sure starring in e television series is not a condemnation of your movie career. Lots of talented people work in television now, like, um, Kim Kardashian, Vince the ShamWow Guy, and, uh, SpongeBob SquarePants.

Besides, if this doesn’t work out, you’re still married to the uber-rich IndyCar driver Dario Franchitti.

She’s been laying low as of late, but Ashley Judd looks to be poised to star in a new ABC network action series. The project is titled “Missing,” and it sounds like a variation on the Liam Neeson movie “Taken.”

Judd, who is close to inking a deal for the gig, would play Beca Winstone, a devoted single mom who travels to Italy to find her 18-year-old son after he disappears. As the plot progresses, it becomes clear that Winstone used to be an agent with the CIA as she chases her son all over Western Europe.

Meh. Let me know when she plays a CIA agent-turned-stripper.

Topics: Babes | 13 Comments »

13 Responses to “Ashley Judd Coming To TV?”

  1. Dr. Evil Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    Wow, when I looked this post up there were no comments. I really don’t think any are necessary

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 12:15 pm

    Dr. Evil – My guess? The guys are too busy squinting at her upper thighs.

  3. RT Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 12:19 pm

    Maybe she wants to be the next Sally Field.

  4. Lou Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    I’m more shocked that there are universities in Kentucky!

  5. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    I thought at some point she would wind where most actreeses wind up, playing a Defense Attorney for sum scumbag Pedophile on “Law & Order SVU”.

    Will her Sister Wynonna Judd play the long lost sister just out of rehab role?

  6. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    I’ve always wondered if Ashley Judd tries hard to appear intellectual in interviews as a way of compensating for being part of a redneck family.

    Any idea if Morgan Freeman will be playing her ex-husband in the show?

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 1:42 pm

    RT – She’d have to ugly herself up first.

    Lou – Ba-zing!

    Ferrell – Or the ugly sister with the heart of gold.

    Mrs. Crankipants – One can only hope. He’s got a great voice! It’ll distract us from her acting.

  8. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    Maybe the fat, drunk Judd will make a guest appearance. She’s my favorite!

  9. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    Her cleavage looks like the ass I wish I had.

  10. Old NFO Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    Oh…. BAD Mrs. C, but funny… :-) Judd really can’t act, so looks would HAVE to carry the show.

  11. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 2:37 pm

    Old NFO- let’s hope she takes a good look at her mom and leaves her face alone. Naomi looks embalmed and surprised.

  12. Wyatt Earp Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 3:22 pm

    Mrs. Crankipants – Wow, you’re really snarky today. I love it!

  13. Ingineer66 Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 6:56 pm

    I was never a fan until Double Jeopardy. Something about her slinking around and kicking ass in that movie appealed to me. She was hot in it.