Archive for February, 2011
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Monday, February 28th, 2011And because we already did the 5-year old quiz . . . Yeah, Mrs. Crankipants guilted me into it.
Caption Contest Winners
Monday, February 28th, 2011The American Midol caption contest is now over. How’d we do? Top Five Entries: 5. J LO reacts after realizing everyone else voted funky cold on the issue of Chris Medina moving on. – Chris C. 4. Pop diva Jennifer Lopez breaks down and cries upon learning that CBS has canceled Two and a Half [...]
Last WWI Veteran Passes Away
Monday, February 28th, 2011The last Doughboy has died. He was 110. Frank Buckles, the last living U.S. World War I veteran, has died, a spokesman for his family said Sunday. He was 110. Buckles “died peacefully in his home of natural causes” early Sunday morning, the family said in a statement sent to CNN late Sunday by spokesman [...]
True Detective Stories
Monday, February 28th, 2011One of the worst parts about my job is that we have to continually remind people that there is a difference between the television police world and the real police world. Sadly, we have to remind both police officers and the public of this fact. Note to police officers: A search warrant is necessary when [...]
Jeff Gordon Wins In Phoenix!
Monday, February 28th, 2011Whoo hoo! And after a 66-race win drought, Gordon’s Phoenix has risen. Jeff Gordon passed Kyle Busch with eight laps left and stretched his lead from there at Phoenix International Raceway on Sunday, ending his winless streak at 66 races. Gordon, who started 20th, was knocked into the wall by Edwards, had to pull behind [...]
Yeah, More Bragging
Sunday, February 27th, 2011So, the boys’ indoor soccer continued this weekend, and as usual, they both played spectacularly. Kyle – above, during outdoor season – earned another shutout with a 6-0 victory. Kyle’s team is still undefeated, with four shutouts and only four goals against in seven games. Next week is the regular season finale, and the playoffs [...]
Philly DA Seth Williams: No Friend Of Police
Sunday, February 27th, 2011This is Philadelphia District Attorney Seth Williams. Since he was sworn into office last year, he has not exactly become Mr. Popular with the city’s police officers. And while he is not in office to make friends, he is in office to uphold the rule of law. I think this case proves Williams is full [...]
Emmy Rossum Explains Hollywood Sex Scenes
Sunday, February 27th, 2011Now if she could just explain this thing called “sex” to me, I’d be good. “It doesn’t make sense that the character would wear a bra and care at all about what she looks like when she’s having sex,” Rossum told Chelsea Handler during a visit on “Chelsea Lately” Monday night. “Sex is meant to [...]
Philadelphia Police Officer Arrested
Saturday, February 26th, 2011This is Philadelphia Police Officer Rabecca Bozeman. Actually, this is soon-to-be-former Philadelphia Police Officer Rabecca Bozeman. You see, she will be losing her job because was arrested on Friday. She was arrested for something completely stupefying. Bozeman was allegedly passing bad checks. Now, maybe it’s just me, but the last time I checked, this job [...]
English Parlor Markets A Tasty Frozen Teat
Saturday, February 26th, 2011Sadly, this headline is not misspelled. A specialist ice cream parlor plans to serve up breast milk ice cream and says people should think of it as an organic, free-range treat. The breast milk concoction, called the “Baby Gaga,” will be available from Friday at the Icecreamists restaurant in London’s Covent Garden. Icecreamists founder Matt [...]
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