Minnesota Man Rigs Bomb In Sex Toy
By Wyatt Earp | January 9, 2011
Yes, I know it’s two freaky posts in as many days, but don’t blame me. Mrs. Crankipants is the evil genius that finds this comedy gold!
Meet Terry Allen Lester. (Why does the media always publish the middle names of white criminals?) Despite his fantastic mullet, Terry does not have much luck with women. Unfortunately for them, Terry has a lot of anger issues, especially when women dump him:
A Waseca man is accused of planting an explosive device inside a sex toy intended for one of his ex-girlfriends. According to the criminal complaint, 37-year-old Terry Allen Lester has been charged with felony counts of creating an explosive device and making terroristic threats.
The criminal complaint says police found a sex toy inside the package that had been modified with gun powder and buck shot, which were connected to a trigger inside the battery port. Authorities say Lester planned on giving the sex toy to one of three women he had previously been involved with where the relationship ended poorly. Materials were found suggesting he intended to make two other similar devices.
Lester has been a long-time customer at Lindner’s Liquor.
Shocka! Now, as always with stories like these, I expect some fantastic comments from you folks. I’ll begin: “Lester must really like a woman of that caliber.”
Topics: WTF? | 16 Comments »
January 9th, 2011 at 7:41 am
How do you present a booby trapped sex toy as a gift to an ex-paramour? Would there be a bitter exchange? “Here use this since you don’t have me to get the job done any more!” Not very well thought out, Mr Lester!
January 9th, 2011 at 7:46 am
Um…he wanted her to have explosive orgasms?
January 9th, 2011 at 8:59 am
You have to wonder if the Bomb Squad was giggling as they removed the “devices”.
January 9th, 2011 at 9:41 am
I think he misunderstood the meaning of sexual napalm.
That said, I do admire Lester’s MacGyver-like skills, and I’m giving him an A+ on the mullet.
January 9th, 2011 at 11:29 am
“…Good, good, good vibrations…”
I got nothin’.
January 9th, 2011 at 11:41 am
Only in Minnesota…The Land of the Liberal Loon and 10,000 Treatment Centers.
January 9th, 2011 at 12:01 pm
Is three dildo bombs a gang bang?
January 9th, 2011 at 12:15 pm
“Here, stick this up your …” takes on a new meaning. “Going off like a rocket” does also.
January 9th, 2011 at 12:43 pm
Linda Lovelace would love this.
January 9th, 2011 at 1:36 pm
For the last time, Terry, it’s T & A, not TNT!
(explosive orgasms? LOL!)
January 9th, 2011 at 2:48 pm
He wanted the women to get off with a bang
January 9th, 2011 at 7:04 pm
He wanted to read a headline stating “She came and went.”
January 9th, 2011 at 9:15 pm
It probably would have been the only time he had given her mind blowing sex. heh
January 9th, 2011 at 10:11 pm
Crankipants – He doesn’t seem like the type of person to really think things through.
GroovyVic – And apparently, he wasn’t up to the task.
Lou – They probably slathered their vests in AstroGlide.
Mrs. Crankipants – Billy Ray Cyrus has got nothing on him!
Wes S. – Paging Brian Wilson . . .
Dusrtvet – That much snow does something to a person, I suppose.
Richard – I wonder if he got them on discount? You know, more bang for the buck.
Robert B – “Skyrockets at night . . . afternoon delight . . .”
Jon – So would Lindsay Lohan.
Proof – (Cue AC/DC) Dy-na-mite!
Rick – And, as usual, the man finished before she started.
Kim – Well played, ma’am!
DL474 – Mind (and other body part) blowing.
January 9th, 2011 at 11:28 pm
You can’t knock a man who has his own …
January 9th, 2011 at 11:34 pm
Maybe his problem was he didn’t have a ramrod long enough to tamp down the charge?