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Lingerie Football Babes Love PETA

By Wyatt Earp | January 4, 2011

God, I hate hippie chicks.

They may toss the pigskin, but they will not wear fur. That’s the message six members of the Chicago Bliss want to send by posing in PETA’s latest poster.

Wide receiver Nadia Larysa (far left) told that “our games sell out usually to around 7,000 fans in our stadium, and we have millions of viewers who watch the games live on MTV2, so we figured our image is powerful enough to make and impact and influence people to make the right choice when buying their next winter coat.”

Believe it or not, actor Andy Garcia did a similar shoot. It’s below the fold:

Now that’s sexy!

Topics: Babes | 15 Comments »

15 Responses to “Lingerie Football Babes Love PETA”

  1. RogerDee Says:
    January 4th, 2011 at 7:56 am

    Mmmmm, under center……..D’oh

  2. RT Says:
    January 4th, 2011 at 8:32 am

    Thus, the reason why most women are attracted to intellect, humor, and how guys make them feel.

  3. RT Says:
    January 4th, 2011 at 8:34 am

    We “get” that looks fade…y’all gain weight, get paunchy, your balls drop like it’s New Year’s Eve, etc…

  4. GroovyVic Says:
    January 4th, 2011 at 9:39 am

    Why is Garcia wearing a sweater on the beach?

  5. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    January 4th, 2011 at 9:42 am

    1. Ladies, your fans are men. Men don’t buy fur coats, women do. Men are also big fans of eating meat. If God didn’t want us to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of meat. Your fans don’t care about your agenda as much as they care about your breasts.

    2. I own a fur coat, a leopard purse and matching pumps. I wear the coat a lot, because it keeps me warm. And while it may not be politically correct, it’s inherited fur, it died a long time ago. Please note, that if you see me out and about, and decide to throw a can of Benjamin Moore at me- I will snap you in half.

    3. Andy Garcia. I happen to like some body hair on a man, but he needs to throw a couple of bottles of Nair on that back.

  6. Kim Says:
    January 4th, 2011 at 9:56 am

    I would love to send PETA a video of our daily life that includes details of our dinner prep. (Charlie, go get a rooster!)

    As for the rest, I never even knew lingerie football existed until the last post that was made about it. Looking at the lingerie, that doesn’t look like any I would wear.

  7. Crusty Says:
    January 4th, 2011 at 10:17 am

    Can we get a verification as to these girls getting completely rid of their inherited fur? Volunters please apply.

  8. bob (either orr) Says:
    January 4th, 2011 at 10:43 am

    Looks? Yes. Active cranial matter? To be determined, but initial evidence suggests otherwise.

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 4th, 2011 at 11:10 am

    Roger – She apparently has footballs on her chest. That’s a 5-yard penalty.

    RT – All of that happened to me last week!

    Mrs. Crankipants – What if they throw a can of Dinty Moore at you?

    Kim – Yeah, I probably wouldn’t wear it, either.

    Crusty – You don’t see them doing any Lady Bic commercials, do you?

    Bob – I figure the total IQ in that photo is about 27.

  10. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    January 4th, 2011 at 11:36 am

    I’d have you over for a candlelit dinner!

  11. Dr. Evil Says:
    January 4th, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Say what you want, but nothing can beat the excitement of a Philadelphia Passion game, especially when they play in Reading a few blocks from Al’s Diamond!

  12. Fenway_Nation Says:
    January 4th, 2011 at 4:21 pm


  13. Wyatt Earp Says:
    January 4th, 2011 at 6:13 pm

    Mrs. Crankipants – Mmm . . . classy stew!

    Dr. Evil – Make sure you bring plenty of ones.

    Fenway – Shocking, ain’t it?

  14. larry Says:
    January 4th, 2011 at 10:09 pm

    Check out this stupid video PETA made:

  15. Rick Says:
    January 5th, 2011 at 7:02 pm

    Boobs Pun intended