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Tales Of The Obvious

By Wyatt Earp | October 2, 2010

“Sports reporter” and probable whore Inez Sainz has received an offer to pose for Playboy.

Sainz caused quite a stir after walking around the New York Jets locker room with her pink parts hanging out. Moments later, she said she was surprised that the football players were making comments to and about her. NFL Commissioner – and royal douche – Roger Goodell immediately came down on the Jets and criticized their “unprofessional” conduct. Like I said; douche.

Football players making comments about some broad wearing next to nothing. Sainz was surprised about this?

It’s not just the New York Jets who want to see that hot TV Azteca reporter without her clothes on — TMZ has learned Ines Sainz has received a formal offer to pose naked in Playboy.

Sources involved in the negotiations confirm Hugh Hefner’s people reached out with a “pretty big offer” involving a huge payday and the cover — as long as the Mexican reporter strips down to her traje de cumpleaños.

Meh, she’s dumb as dirt, but I’d still hit it.

Topics: Babes | 7 Comments »

7 Responses to “Tales Of The Obvious”

  1. ed Says:
    October 2nd, 2010 at 7:14 pm

    Um,… I expect that when she does pose for Playboy, you will cover this, right?

    I mean, journalistic integrity DEMANDS that you post scanned copies of these picutures for analysis.

    Don’t let us down.

  2. Rides A Pale Horse Says:
    October 3rd, 2010 at 12:41 am

    Make sure your inoculations are up to date before you “hit that”. Even then I think I’d lay in a hefty supply of penicillin if I were you.

  3. realwest Says:
    October 3rd, 2010 at 12:59 am

    Howdy Wyatt! Well I don’t know about the probable whore part (don’t whores have to charge money?) but you’re right about the rest of it.
    And someone’s gonna try to convince me (Hello, Roger Goodell) that she didn’t get exactly the reception she wanted?
    But be careful out there Wyatt – I wouldn’t hit on her without at least a double condom and after a THOROUGH medical exam too.
    And even then I might not hit on her, even with the Husky Pony-Tailed Bloggers dick.

  4. proof Says:
    October 3rd, 2010 at 4:55 am

    traje de cumpleaños.

    I’m pretty sure that means “birthday suit”, but my Spanish is a little rusty!

  5. Dannytheman Says:
    October 3rd, 2010 at 11:36 am

    I think this whole thing is a big laugh!!

    I want access to the LPGA locker room to stare at all the lesbians!!

  6. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 3rd, 2010 at 10:35 pm

    Ed – I’ll be on it like those jeans on her curves.

    RAPH – Oh yeah, I expect some pain down under.

    Real – Wow, don’t blame you. Who wants to get near Ponytail Boy?

    Proof – Sounds good to me.

    Danny – Hey, what about Natalie Gulbis? She’s hawt.

  7. Glenn Mark Cassel AMH1(AW) USN Ret. Says:
    October 4th, 2010 at 12:20 am

    what Ed said. Yeah. Works for me!