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Heidi Klum Hangs Up Her Wings

By Wyatt Earp | October 1, 2010

The bombshell is “retiring” from Victoria’s Secret:

Supermodel Heidi Klum is quitting her gig with Victoria’s Secret after 13 years with the company, the New York Post reports. Klum told the Post during Paris Fashion Week, “All good thinks have to come to an end. I will always love Victoria’s Secret. It has been an absolutely amazing time.”

The 37-year-old model will be focusing her efforts on her gig at “Project Runway,” a new fitness clothing line and her family. Earlier this week, a super sexy video made with her singer husband Seal made headlines for its racy imagery, where the couple appears to be nude and kissing.

Heidi is gorgeous, but I just can’t get past the Seal marriage. *shudder*

Topics: Babes | 15 Comments »

15 Responses to “Heidi Klum Hangs Up Her Wings”

  1. Jon Brooks Says:
    October 1st, 2010 at 7:50 am

    Imagine the smelt bill for that household, and tripping over all those balls and rings.

  2. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    October 1st, 2010 at 7:56 am

    This should clear things up for you:

    “I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow.”
    Wow, as in Seal was wearing bicycle shorts.
    “And I pretty much saw everything,” says Klum. “The whole package.”

    Heidi’s a size queen.

  3. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 1st, 2010 at 8:08 am

    Jon – “Seal.” Very punny.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Then I have no chance. (Hangs head in shame.)

  4. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    October 1st, 2010 at 8:15 am

    Can you sing?

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 1st, 2010 at 8:57 am

    Mrs. Crankipants – Couldn’t carry a tune in a wheelbarrow.

  6. Dannytheman Says:
    October 1st, 2010 at 9:14 am

    So size does matter?!?!? Oh, my Irish heritage is showing? Or not showing..

    I can buy batteries though!!

  7. John D Says:
    October 1st, 2010 at 9:22 am

    It’s about time she retired! 37 is like 112 in model years.

  8. bob (either orr) Says:
    October 1st, 2010 at 9:30 am

    bye, Heidi.

  9. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    October 1st, 2010 at 9:37 am

    Isn’t Modeling a little bit like Golf where when you get older you go on the Senior Circuit.

    Okay, so now she isn’t modeling for Victoria’s Secret. Now she could model for Geriatric Health, AARP or New Cadillac Brochures for the car dealers.

    Something like that…

  10. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    October 1st, 2010 at 9:45 am

    Forget the batteries, put a potato down your pants. Just to be clear, in the front, not in the back.

  11. Wyatt Earp Says:
    October 1st, 2010 at 10:58 am

    Danny – And really, isn’t that what women want?

    John D – Yeah, she’s falling apart. /snark

    Bob – Heidi ho, Heidi!

    Ferrell – She should come here and model SYLG ads. Just sayin’.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Or if the back, he just says he had to wrap it around underneath.

  12. dragonlady474 Says:
    October 1st, 2010 at 11:00 am

    ROFL@ Mrs. Crankipants!

  13. Ingineer66 Says:
    October 1st, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    Singers get all the tail. Look at Lyle Lovitt.
    Mrs. C that is hilarious.

  14. Ummah Gummah Says:
    October 2nd, 2010 at 12:00 pm


    I don’t know what all the fuss is about. She’s got fake plastic tits.

    End of story.

    If Seal were a mailman I doubt she’d have concerned herself with his package.

    A wealthy singer is not exactly bad for a modeling career either.


  15. miriam Says:
    October 2nd, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    Her looks have always been spoiled for me because she has a little tiny head–it looks like an orange sitting on top of her neck. But I guess the guys aren’t looking at her head?