Weekend Caption Contest
By Wyatt Earp | September 3, 2010
Good Touch, Bad Touch Caption Contest
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Caption this photo in the comments section or e-mail me your photoshop entires. The winners will be announced on Monday, September 6th. Good luck!
Original Caption: US President Barack Obama shakes hands with Iraq war veterans at Fort Bliss, Texas. Obama said Tuesday his speech marking the end of US combat operations in Iraq would not be a victory lap, as Iraqi leaders vowed their forces could defend the country.
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Top Five Entries:
5. “Do you mind sir? I just washed that shirt.” – Bob G.
4. President Obama attempts to demonstrate the Vulcan neck pinch to US Army soldiers. Sadly, the technique didn’t work, as it requires a firm grasp of logic to apply. – John D.
3. “Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?” – Lawyer For Hire
2. “Excuse me soldier, but could you move a bit to the right? You’re blocking my teleprompter!” – Uncle Ray
WINNER! – “Why hello there young man, what do you do for a living?” – Sally Anne
Topics: Caption Contest | 25 Comments »
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:02 pm
If I don’t look him in the eye, he can’t turn me to stone.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Take it off before I break it off!
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Dear God! It will take hours in the shower to clean that off!
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:56 pm
President Obama attempts to demonstrate the Vulcan neck pinch to US Army soldiers. Sadly, the technique didn’t work, as it requires a firm grasp of logic to apply.
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Thats gonna be a bloody stump in 3-2-1….
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:32 pm
“Why hello there young man, what do you do for a living?”
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:57 pm
With all due respect, Mr President, you have two seconds to take your hand off of there…
September 3rd, 2010 at 3:12 pm
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September 3rd, 2010 at 3:27 pm
1. Get your “mongrel” paw off of me!
2. Among Muslims, the left hand is reserved for bodily hygiene and considered unclean. Thus, the right hand should be used for eating. Shaking hands or handing over an item with one’s left hand is considered an insult.
September 3rd, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
September 3rd, 2010 at 4:27 pm
Touch me again jug ears and you’ll pull back a stub.
September 3rd, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Another socialist touched me like that once…ONCE!
September 3rd, 2010 at 6:20 pm
Hey, Mr. President, can’t you do anything right???
September 3rd, 2010 at 6:20 pm
Excuse me soldier, but could you move a bit to the right? You’re blocking my teleprompter!
September 3rd, 2010 at 6:39 pm
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September 3rd, 2010 at 11:33 pm
I will refrain from posting a line from a certain Charleton Heston apocalypse movie that keeps running through my head.
I will refrain from posting a line from a certain Charleton Heston apocalypse movie that keeps running through my head.
I will refrain…………..
September 4th, 2010 at 2:03 am
If this asshole bows to me, I am going to kick him in the face.
September 4th, 2010 at 9:17 am
“Back up a step son… so I can bow.”
September 4th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
That’s right trooper as your commader in chief I am ordering you to participate in the Philly naked bike ride and make sure you go green. Barney Frank will be right behind you
September 4th, 2010 at 5:10 pm
“Do you mind sir? I just washed that shirt.”
September 4th, 2010 at 5:57 pm
“If I can shrug a bit more, it’ll just slide off naturally…”
September 4th, 2010 at 9:57 pm
…and the SECOND most creepy thing I’ve ever felt was the time that great big camel spider crawled into my bunk while I was sleeping!
September 5th, 2010 at 8:09 am
“My birth certificate? Don’t ask, and I won’t tell.”
September 5th, 2010 at 12:58 pm
“I’m gonna puke!”
September 5th, 2010 at 2:04 pm
“What the hell is that smell?!”