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Postcards from the edge…

By RT | August 16, 2010

Mrs. Crankipants gave me a postcard she received from Wyatt while he is on vacation.

Dear Mrs. Crankipants,

I am having fun on my summer vacation. Would you believe Christina Hendricks is here?!?!? I spent the day making sure the ocean was safe for her, because you know, I’m in the serve and protect business. When she got back to shore, after her refreshing splash in the crystal brown waters of New Jersey, I offered to towel her off, but she told me the kind, 6’5″ man standing next to me was about to snap me like a twig. That’s when I told her I’d be around if she needs me, but that I was going to go eat my summer quota of caramel popcorn and salt water taffy.

Your pal,

P.S. RT didn’t post anything about Rod Brind’Amour did she?

Topics: , Wyattastic | 11 Comments »

11 Responses to “Postcards from the edge…”

  1. Bob G. Says:
    August 16th, 2010 at 10:03 am


    Amazing the “new” species you find off the Jersey shore THESE days, huh?

    Salt Water Taffy?
    Love the fudge there, too.
    Man, I miss all that stuff.
    (and the mermaid…lol)

    Have fun & keep the peace.

  2. Watuschskie Says:
    August 16th, 2010 at 11:24 am

    Wyatt – smart move voluntarily moving yourself to the sidelines there.

  3. Ingineer66 Says:
    August 16th, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    Funny stuff

  4. proof Says:
    August 16th, 2010 at 1:02 pm

    Nice photoshop! (Wyatt’s eyes would obviously have been bigger!)

  5. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    August 16th, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    So would her breasts, but you do the best you can with what you got!

  6. RT Says:
    August 16th, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    Here in NJ we call them, “Dem Philly people who invade our shores.”
    We can’t seem to make up a good name for a species, I guess.

    Love Laura’s, btw. :)

    Wyatt knows what is good for him, and a 6’5″ dude breathing down his neck isn’t one of them.

    Yeah…Mrs. Crankipants is to blame…Uh, I mean, that she should get all of the credit.

    Again…Mrs. Crankipants and her mad Photoshopping skills. :)

    Mrs. Crankipants
    You think guys would understand that truth nugget. ;)

  7. Jon Brooks Says:
    August 16th, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    So Techno Viking is her new bodyguard?

  8. bob (either orr) Says:
    August 16th, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    The question is, will Wyatt and his better half partake of seafood at Carmen’s? And will Christina Hendricks join them?

  9. RT Says:
    August 16th, 2010 at 7:28 pm

    Jon Brooks
    Him or The Undertaker.

    Bob(either orr)
    I hope the missus chooses the place and that she has a wonderful evening out with Wyatt. (She deserves it.)

  10. RogerDee Says:
    August 16th, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    Damnit Wyatt, That’s ANOTHER keyboard you owe me. At least it was just coffee this time.

  11. RT Says:
    August 16th, 2010 at 10:45 pm

    There will be more…fair warning.