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Donald Duck. Pervert?

By Wyatt Earp | August 13, 2010

I was never a big fan of Donald Duck. First, I can’t understand a damned word that comes out of his mouth. Second, everyone knows the one true cartoon duck is Daffy. Think Donald has the stones to take a shotgun to the face? Think again.

Anyway, it looks like my instincts were right. Donald is being questioned in the alleged groping of a DisneyWorld visitor. The woman, who hails just outside of Philly, is suing Disney – and by extension – Donald Duck, after the costumed character grabbed her breasts.

I guess now we know why he doesn’t wear pants. Just sayin.

While visiting Epcot Center in Florida, a Pennsylvania woman alleges that a Disney employee dressed as Donald Duck grabbed her breast and molested her after she sought an autograph.

After the alleged groping, Donald Duck made gestures–apparently with his snowy white hands—“indicating he had done something wrong,” according to a lawsuit filed last month by April Magolon. The Upper Darby woman, 27, was visiting Epcot with her children and fiancé in May 2008 when the incident reportedly occurred.

Magolon is suing Disney for negligence, battery, and infliction of emotional distress, and is seeking in excess of $50,000 in damages. The entertainment giant has petitioned to have the lawsuit, which was filed in Pennsylvania’s Court of Common Pleas, transferred to federal court in Philadelphia.

According to Magolon’s complaint, she has suffered “severe physical injury, emotional anguish and distress including, but not limited to post-traumatic stress disorder” as a result of the run-in with Donald Duck

Post-traumatic stress disorder? Really? You were allegedly groped April, not zip-lined into a raid in Mogadishu.

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17 Responses to “Donald Duck. Pervert?”

  1. Jon Brooks Says:
    August 13th, 2010 at 7:19 am

    Why do you think people yell….DUCK!

    One night I was sitting home on the computer when I heard noise outside my picture window and couldn’t see thru the curtains so I went outside to investigate..noboby around, so I decided to check how much I could see into my room from the outside thru any gaps in the curtains, while standing outside. As I was peering into the window a car drove by, the gentleman yelled..PERVERT!!!…I turned and yelled back..”But its MY house!” He yelled back ..”Then you’re REALLY perverted!!

  2. Crankipants Says:
    August 13th, 2010 at 7:36 am

    Some skank is overextended on her credit cards, and after taking her skankettes and her new tool on a trip she can’t afford, she comes up with a scheme to pay for the trip, a boob job and maybe a tattoo or two. Poof! Cook up a story and get a lawyer. I hope Disney doesn’t settle. Go to trial!

  3. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    August 13th, 2010 at 8:00 am

    I’d be pretty traumatized if Donald grabbed my chi-chis, but Goofy? Mmm-mmm, I’d suck the socks off of him in a minute.

  4. Randal Graves Says:
    August 13th, 2010 at 8:04 am

    I wish Disney could counter-sue to get back legal fees for this whore. The good thing is that Disney almost never settles out of court.

  5. Roberet B. Says:
    August 13th, 2010 at 8:10 am

    What did Donald do? Make her feel Goofy?

  6. proof Says:
    August 13th, 2010 at 8:38 am

    $50,000 in damages? Put it on my bill!

  7. Picky Says:
    August 13th, 2010 at 9:02 am

    Severe physical injury??? from a plush character grabbing her breast? Being a nurse, I know breasts, and they are just fatty tissue. Ever seen a mammogram? That is way more “severe” than getting your boobs grabbed. I think she’s stretching it.

  8. John D Says:
    August 13th, 2010 at 9:17 am

    Donald ought to sure her for defamation.

  9. Randal Graves Says:
    August 13th, 2010 at 9:27 am

    How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

    Put a nipple on it.

  10. MUD Says:
    August 13th, 2010 at 10:44 am

    Have you ever worn a costume like that? There is just no way you could tell where your hands are let alone get any pleasure out of felling up a visitor to Disneyland. Get a life. MUD

  11. Robbie Says:
    August 13th, 2010 at 12:41 pm

    It’s a little overboard if you ask me – isn’t every woman’s first reaction to being inappropriately touched a kick to the balls or fist to the face ? Or is that just me?

    I’d make such a stink for fear he’d touch a little girl – Donald would have been escorted from the park in handcuffs, not sued 2 years after the fact.

  12. Sully Says:
    August 13th, 2010 at 12:45 pm

    That duck should be forced to wear pants.

  13. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 13th, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    Jon – Self-Peeping Toms. They’re the worst kind of perverts!

    Crankipants – I was with you until the boob job. I’m all for those!!!

    Mrs. Crankipants – That is the most disturbing thing you have ever written here. And that’s saying something!

    Randal – Fight her to the death! Bring on the Octagon!

    Robert – Donald was upset that his member was a “Minnie.”

    Proof – Well played!

    Picky – “Stretching it.” Very punny.

    John D – Defamation of “character?”

    Randal – Mmm . . . nipple!

    MUD – The wife only lets me put on the costume when she’s really randy. Oh, I’ve said too much.

    Robbie – That’s why I’m wearing a cup if I see you on the street. Heh.

    Sully – And Mickey needs a shirt for crying out loud!

  14. metoo Says:
    August 13th, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    I’ve been groped worse than that when out with friends. It was probably her fiance and he said the duck did it for a little easy cash.

  15. Ingineer66 Says:
    August 13th, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    Ummm Mrs. C, Goofy is my favorite Disney character is Goofy and my family says I act like Goofy. But I am not currently wearing socks soooo……

  16. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    August 13th, 2010 at 5:41 pm

    Nah Daffy’s definitely the perv…


  17. Wyatt Earp Says:
    August 13th, 2010 at 11:19 pm

    MeToo – Remind me to never meet your friends. Heh.

    Ingineer66 – *shudder*

    Smite – HEY! The cardinal rule here at SYLG. DO. NOT. FRAK. WITH. DAFFY. DUCK!!! (My favorite cartoon character of all time. The Tick is second.)