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Oklahoma Underwear Bandit Caught

By Wyatt Earp | July 24, 2010

Wow, the Obama economy is so bad that .

An unemployed woman who said she was desperate for money has been arrested on charges she robbed an Oklahoma McDonald’s with a white stretch girdle wrapped around her face as a makeshift mask.

A surveillance video captured the woman on tape and was broadcast on local television, prompting several tips that led police to a condemned home on Wednesday night where Lain was found living, said Midwest City Police Chief Brandon Clabes.

Police found the underwear – a white stretch girdle known as ‘spanx’ – along with illegal drugs, including methamphetamine.

I wonder if she said, “Spanx for the money,” before fleeing the scene?

Topics: The Job | 4 Comments »

4 Responses to “Oklahoma Underwear Bandit Caught”

  1. Crusty Says:
    July 24th, 2010 at 10:21 pm

    In our Liberal Courts all charges will be dropped and McDonalds will pay damages for serving her to many Happy Meals forcing he to out grow her Spax. Got to be the largest meth head I ever saw

  2. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 24th, 2010 at 10:42 pm

    Crusty – Yeah, for the love of Pete, up the dose!

  3. proof Says:
    July 24th, 2010 at 11:07 pm

    You’ve heard of a “push up bra”? This is a “stick up girdle’!

  4. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 25th, 2010 at 12:57 pm

    Proof – Heh.