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Monday Morning Morons

By Wyatt Earp | July 19, 2010

What if you held a strike and no one cared?

The cast of “Jersey Shore” is so dissatisfied over their contract situation that they refused to shoot scenes for the upcoming third season until they get a better deal … this according to sources connected with the show.

The cast was supposed to begin shooting “at home” scenes today for season three, but we’re told JWoww, Ronnie, Sammi, Pauly D and Vinny — who are spread out between New York and Rhode Island — told the crews they weren’t shooting without new contracts.

Dude. Someone needs to tell them that they aren’t exactly the Brat Pack. They’re more like the Herpes Pack, and the only people who care if they don’t keep doing whatever the hell it is they do is the Free Clinic.

Topics: WTF? | 16 Comments »

16 Responses to “Monday Morning Morons”

  1. John D Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 9:31 am

    I’m proud to say I’ve never seen this show.

  2. Ferrell Gummitt Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 9:35 am

    Fine. Someone can bring in the counterpart handpuppets in they be protestin’.

  3. metoo Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 9:48 am

    I have never seen an episode but that picture looks like a hot mess. I’m thinking they’re lucky anyone paid them any amount for anything.

  4. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 10:57 am

    John D Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 9:31 am
    I’m proud to say I’ve never seen this show.

    Count me in as never seeing the “show”…….

  5. proof Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 11:04 am

    I see six reasons to watch the show…and four guys.
    Never seen it. Never missed it!

  6. Richard McEnroe Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 11:21 am

    I feel better and better I still haven’t connected up my HD adapter.

  7. Robbie Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 11:29 am

    I’m with John D – I’m proud to state I’ve never watched it nor do I care to – it’s one of the reasons I stay far far away from Seaside – there might be some herp still left in the air.

  8. Smite A. Hippie Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 11:42 am

    oh gosh.. what ever will I do with my time now! /snark

  9. Ingineer66 Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 12:41 pm

    What cracks me up is these morons think they are actually stars. MTV has at least 100 other morons lined up on other phony “reality” shows to take their place. 2 years from now people will be saying Jersey what?

  10. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    John D – I haven’t either, but they’re always in the news, which shows you how far we’ve sunk.

    Ferrell – Strangely enough, Snooki is a hand-puppet . . . or a sort. Heh.

    MeToo – Exactly. They should be doing it for free.

    LDIV – Seems like a recurring theme.

    Proof – Well put.

    Richard – Eh, cleavage is better in HD.

    Robbie – Don’t even drive by without a haz-mat suit.

    Smite – Watch the grass grow?

    Ingineer66 – Name me a really famous member of any Real World cast. Nuff said.

  11. Rob in Katy Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    How would one go about finding replacements? Would you have a casting call for “Guido Losers”, this is serious. I don’t think you can find replacements just that easy…

  12. John D Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    Rob in Katy,

    1-800-GOOMBAH is open 24/7. They feature free delivery and have a 2-for-1 special every Wednesday.

  13. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 9:52 pm

    Rob – They can just troll South Philly. Just sayin’.

    John D – Who wants 2-for-1 of them, though? Heh.

  14. Rick Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 10:15 pm

    I have one thing to say Who cares

  15. mrfixit Says:
    July 21st, 2010 at 11:03 pm

    maybe they can replace them with all the former Soviet Union types who operate all the rides and concessions at Seaside, at least they would be marginally more intelligent…

  16. Randal Graves Says:
    August 4th, 2010 at 8:45 am