Ho To Wrestle Ho In New Jersey
By Wyatt Earp | July 27, 2010
A pr0n star and a woman who tried to sell herself for Phillies tickets will be squaring off in a wrestling ring Thursday night. Really.
Is there nothing people won’t do to hang on to a modicum of fame? If I ever get this hard-up for attention, I give you permission to hit me over the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.
Susan Finkelstein will be making her pro wrestling debut this Thursday as she fights a porn star and alleged Tiger Woods mistress in New Jersey.
Finkelstein will appear on a card for Big Bang Wrestling in Bellmawr, N.J. against Devon James on July 29. James, 29, recently tried to take Woods to court in a paternity case.
Finkelstein ended a legal battle this spring over her highly publicized case, where she allegedly offered to have sex for Phillies tickets to the 2009 World Series.
I wonder if the promoter is planning on adding Paris Hilton at the end of the year for a ho, ho, ho match?
Topics: Philly | 17 Comments »
July 27th, 2010 at 1:26 pm
Santa Claus had no comment.
July 27th, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Just another reason to move back to PA
July 27th, 2010 at 5:54 pm
Robert B – He was too busy laughing at these morons.
Robbie – STAY WHERE YOU ARE!!! We’re oppressed by Democrats here!!!
July 27th, 2010 at 6:20 pm
I just have one comment. Ho,Ho,Ho
July 27th, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Moose knuckle fight!
July 27th, 2010 at 7:18 pm
Rick – God forbid we get another one involved.
Randal – *shudder*
July 27th, 2010 at 7:50 pm
To cleanse the palate somewhat, I humbly offer this ‘news’ item.
July 27th, 2010 at 8:15 pm
Fenway – Awesome!
July 27th, 2010 at 8:39 pm
Who in their right mind would pay money to see The Pussycat Trolls? Dustin Diamond as a celebrity ref! That douche will stop at nothing to revive his long-spent expiration date.
July 27th, 2010 at 8:41 pm
Finkelstein will do anything and anyone. Line up boys!
July 27th, 2010 at 8:48 pm
Crankypants, word is the promoters are going raffle off Finkelstein.
July 27th, 2010 at 9:35 pm
Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of rum. I’d probably need at least one prior to entering this establishment if I had even a miniscule amount of interest in witnessing this ho-tacular.
July 27th, 2010 at 9:39 pm
“Big Bang Wrestling?”
Jeez, and I was beginning to think I had a junior-high-school-level sense of humor…
July 27th, 2010 at 9:49 pm
You guys have absolutely NO sense of humor! The whole thing is a hoot! And I need a good laugh these days! Jeez, everyone takes themselves sooo sooo seriously. Undeservedly! Loosen up! Have fun! Laugh at yourselves for a change!
July 28th, 2010 at 9:17 am
Susan. Nobody is laughing with you anymore. We are all laughing at you. You are a joke.
July 28th, 2010 at 9:27 am
Jeeze.
Why laugh at ourselves when there is so many morons needing ridicule and they are obviously begging for the attention?
July 28th, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Mrs. Crankipants – You mean, pr0n star Dustin Diamond, right?
Matt English – Is that first prize or the booby prize?
Bob – I just don’t think it will be entertaining . . . unless someone breaks a bone. Heh, heh, “bone.”
Wes S. – Yeah, a real marketing genius thought up that one.
Susan – Two words: Tonya Harding. If you have no problem getting lumped in with people like her, knock yourself out.
BigT – I’m laughing with her and at her.
USAdmiral – Agreed. Can we laugh and point? I like pointing.