By Wyatt Earp | July 29, 2010
Somebody call Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck! We’re doomed!
Actually, if an asteroid is going to strike the Earth, we might as well just give up and do what we always wanted to do. Me? I am going to quit my job and stalk Christina Hendricks full-time.
A GIANT asteroid could be on course to hit Earth causing massive devastation, space boffins revealed today. An international team including NASA experts warned a 560m wide space rock has been discovered heading this way.
If it did hit Earth it would blast a crater several miles wide and could devastate a city the size of London, wreaking death and destruction for hundreds of miles in every direction.
Anyone concerned by the warning has one thing to be thankful for — if it does hit it is most likely to happen in 2182.
2182? Why the hell would I care, then? I’ll be long since dead. Okay folks, you may now resume your regularly scheduled lives.