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Another Allegation Against Al Gore

By Wyatt Earp | July 13, 2010

I guess Al is auditioning for a waiter position at Dr. Tongue’s 3D House of Beef.

In a semi-reassessment of the character of former vice president Al Gore, the liberal journalist Melinda Henneberger, editor of Politics Daily, casually drops an anecdote we haven’t heard before:

For years, he was belittled for being so annoyingly right all the time; Gail Sheehy once criticized him for having no discernable body fat. “He tries too hard to be perfect,” she wrote in “Flawless, But Never Quite Loved,” a 2000 opinion piece in The New York Times. “Perfection is a serious flaw for a modern politician. Mr. Gore has suffered from it all his life.”

But that was always a caricature; Gore was also sarcastic, droll, and fully capable of playing hard ball. A journalistic colleague I had no reason to doubt told anyone who would listen that Vice President Al Gore had tried to stick his tongue down her throat out of nowhere at a New Year’s Eve party in the mid-90s, when all she’d been expecting was a friendly peck.

Sadly, Gore thinks every woman he meets expects a friendly pecker.

(Thanks much to Maetenloch for linking this at Ace.)

Topics: Politics | 5 Comments »

5 Responses to “Another Allegation Against Al Gore”

  1. Wyatt Earp: Al Gore tried to French Kiss me | The Daley Gator Says:
    July 13th, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    [...] Actually, Al, “you wanna get your tonsils inspected?” Gore did not try that with Wyatt, and that is a good thing, because us bloggers are very picky about whose tongue is in our mouths! [...]

  2. Fenway_Nation Says:
    July 14th, 2010 at 1:28 am


    We all know Gore was a two faced phony, but do we really need to keep hearing about his carnal exploits? ‘Al Gore’ and ‘bodily fluds’ or ‘french kissing’ do not belong in the same sentence, dammit!! Couldn’t he have been investigated for some phony-ass ponzi scheme instead?

    I mean besides that whole carbon offsets thing.

  3. Jason Says:
    July 14th, 2010 at 5:38 am

    He has always been a repulsive human being. I never saw charm or charisma, just slimy gooey Marxist smarminess. Kinda like the breck girl, aka silky pony John Edwards.

    It is interesting what the media suppresses when attempting to protect one of their visionaries and doubly interesting the feeding frenzy when the visionary is no longer a viable power broker for their philosophical movement.

    We will see more stories regarding the carbon offset romeo.

  4. metoo Says:
    July 14th, 2010 at 9:17 am

    Headed out for more eye bleach. The guy is repulsive any way you slice it. And, he’d better behave or someone may just take the slap chop to him.

  5. Wyatt Earp Says:
    July 14th, 2010 at 10:40 am

    Fenway – Al is just responding to the global warming in his pants.

    Jason – It’ll be the same thing when Rendell leaves office. I guarantee it.

    MeToo – “You’re gonna love my nuts!” – Vince, the Slap Chop Guy