Jarrod Wyatt: American Psycho
By Wyatt Earp | May 31, 2010
Ya know, when I watch events like Ultimate Fighting, two things come to mind. First, I think that these guys are really hard core. Second, I think that they are a little “off.” Once in a while, both are true. In the case of Jarrod Wyatt, he kicked both up a notch when he ripped the still-beating heart from his sparring partner’s body.
Yeah, you heard me. The man makes Charles Manson look like a piker.
On the other hand, this guy must have been really good at his craft. What? I’m just sayin’.
A U.S. cage fighter ripped out the heart of his training partner while he was still alive after becoming convinced he was possessed by the devil, it was alleged today.
Jarrod Wyatt also cut out Taylor Powell’s tongue and ripped off most of his face in a brutal assault that police said looked like a scene from a horror film, officers said.
They claim they found the 26-year-old standing naked over his friend’s body with parts, including an eyeball, strewn around the blood splattered room in Klamath, California.
Wyatt allegedly told police he had drunk a cup of tea spiked with hallucinogenic mushrooms and became convinced Powell was possessed.
Dude. If that was the case, he should have done what the rest of us do: spray the possessed with holy water and shout, “The power of Christ compels you!”
Topics: WTF? | 14 Comments »
May 31st, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Lesson to be learned here:” Don’t eat mushrooms with your steroids and chase it with tea. Stick to beer muscles”
May 31st, 2010 at 4:05 pm
He will now be fighting under the name “The Fantastic Thoracic.”
May 31st, 2010 at 4:28 pm
I guess the guy ignored his pal tapping out. (So gross it is beyond words.)
May 31st, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Well, he’s going down for a LONG time, but not long enough… An eye for an eye sounds appropriate for him.
May 31st, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Kids remember don’t do drugs, bad stuff happens.
May 31st, 2010 at 8:01 pm
One can readily see that he was definitely projecting.
May 31st, 2010 at 9:04 pm
Crusty – Good advice for anyone.
Dick – Or “Rip Torn.”
RT – Yeah, I wouldn’t invite him to speak at your church.
Old NFO – Death penalty, coming up!
Ingineer66 – I pity the fool who does ’shrooms!
Jon – Next time he should project onto himself.
May 31st, 2010 at 10:30 pm
Holy $#^%.
June 1st, 2010 at 8:07 am
Sally Anne – Yeah. Psycho.
June 1st, 2010 at 9:36 am
Wyatt:
All I can think of is Thuggee priest Mola Ram from the “Temple of Doom”, laughing during the sacrifice while everyone chants “KALI-MA”
Where’s Dr. Jones when you NEED him?
June 1st, 2010 at 10:42 am
Sounds like he just got on board the Crazy Train. He is off the rails!
June 1st, 2010 at 11:42 am
No surprise. The hair was a dead giveaway. That is not the ‘do of a sane man.
June 1st, 2010 at 11:58 am
Bob G – “Mola Ram, prepare to meet Kali . . . IN HELL!”
MeToo – Cue Patsy Cline.
John D – He needs an extreme hair makeover.
June 1st, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Friends don’t let friends drink and drive! (And by drive I mean do a bunch of shrooms and drive a huge butcher knife into their buddy’s chest, and cut their heart out to roast in the oven!).