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Amber Heard: Gun-Lovin’ Hottie

By Wyatt Earp | April 12, 2010

Hollywood actresses are usually uptight, anti-gun types. Apparently, the lovely Amber Heard didn’t get the memo.

I’m a good shot and I love guns – I own several. I don’t have children in the house, so I sleep with my gun in a place that’s close enough that if I needed to protect myself, I could. It’s not in bed with me, though; it’s in a safe location. I’m fully trained and I’m an active member of a gun club. I’m definitely pro-gun.

She is so pro-gun that her dog’s name is pistol. Really. Amber has other qualities enjoyed by the superficial man:

If the film calls for nudity I’m not going to argue just because I’m uncomfortable with showing my body. There’s some sexuality in The Rum Diary – no nude scenes. But I have done nudity for other roles. Personally I’m not conservative. I’ve not let anything prohibit me from doing what I wanted to do.

Wow, that’s hot. If it wasn’t for the “I don’t believe in God” thing, she would be the perfect woman. As it stands, she’s only mostly-perfect. She also gets bonus points for having the same birthday as me.

Topics: Babes, Gun Pr0n | 15 Comments »

15 Responses to “Amber Heard: Gun-Lovin’ Hottie”

  1. RogerDee Says:
    April 12th, 2010 at 7:35 am

    MMmmm, Smokin’ eyes.

  2. Dannytheman Says:
    April 12th, 2010 at 8:14 am

    Eyes, legs all the way up to.. WOW what a hotty with a body!!

    A Monday Morning Miracle!!

  3. Morgan Says:
    April 12th, 2010 at 8:37 am

    She’s what I call a real Hollywood treasure. If only there were a few more pro-gun Hollywood babes like her.

  4. Memo to Hollywood: Recruit from Texas More | Snowflakes in Hell Says:
    April 12th, 2010 at 10:29 am

    [...] to a tidbit found by Wyatt, actress Amber Heard – originally from Austin – is a big fan of guns. I’m a good shot [...]

  5. Proof Says:
    April 12th, 2010 at 10:56 am

    I believe the lovely Miss Heard was a Friday Night Babe just this last February!

  6. Jason Says:
    April 12th, 2010 at 10:57 am

    I thoroughly screened my wife for moonbattedness prior to proposing. She is not only pro-gun, but she is an NRA Instructor for pistol.

    And she can shoot.

  7. Thomas F Says:
    April 12th, 2010 at 11:41 am

    You’re 24!!!, good God you’ve been rode hard…..

  8. Weer'd Beard Says:
    April 12th, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    All that AND I find out they’re FINALLY making “The Rum Diary”! Sweet!

  9. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 12th, 2010 at 12:17 pm

    Roger – She has eyes? Who knew?

    Danny – Good to get the week started off right.

    Morgan – Then maybe they’ll keep their fingers outside the trigger guard on the set.

    Proof – No reason to stop going to that well.

    Jason – Love at first reload.

    ThomasF – I have a lot of stress.

  10. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 12th, 2010 at 12:24 pm

    Weer’d Beard – With Johnny Depp. I’m in!

  11. Jon Brooks Says:
    April 12th, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    Its time for a remake of The Wild Bunch. Maybe she can play Angels wife who, in the remake, has a change of heart at the end and joins the shootout at the end.
    Beauty, sweat, leather and guns who could ask for more.

  12. Ingineer66 Says:
    April 12th, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    She could handle my gun any time she wants.

  13. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 12th, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    Jon – It’s the four basic food groups!

    Ingineer66 – Giggity! Just be careful when she “racks the slide.”

  14. Proof Says:
    April 12th, 2010 at 8:29 pm

    The well is indeed deep, my friend!

  15. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 13th, 2010 at 11:26 am

    Proof – And you could go to it all day long.