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A Very Titillating Story

By Wyatt Earp | April 20, 2010

In keeping with today’s theme of Criminal Day, I give you this story from Venezuela: home of the cosmetic surgery gangs. .

Venezuelan police have arrested a man and woman accused of impersonating plastic surgeons and providing women with silicone breast and buttock implants from an illegal clinic in an apartment. Cosmetic surgery, especially breast enlargement, is widespread in image-conscious Venezuela, which is known for beauty queens who have won many international pageant titles.

Reinaldo Henriquez was charged with aggravated fraud while sidekick Hersi Rodriguez was accused of aiding and abetting him by recruiting clients and taking them to their surgery in the western city of Maracay, the Attorney General’s office said. Henriquez, 26, and Rodriguez, 34, are beauticians who belonged to a gang called “The Silicons” and attracted customers with rock-bottom prices, local media reported.

Dude, what the Hell is going on in that country? As you would expect, the workmanship in these clinics is pretty shoddy. A photo of the “implants” these people were using is below the fold.

Topics: Snarkasm | 8 Comments »

8 Responses to “A Very Titillating Story”

  1. John D Says:
    April 20th, 2010 at 8:00 pm

    How did the cops catch them, did they set a booby trap?

  2. Mrs. Crankipants Says:
    April 20th, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    Suddenly, I’m feeling peckish for chicken salad.

  3. Mark Says:
    April 20th, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    You got me and I am saddened but the experience.

  4. Bill H Says:
    April 20th, 2010 at 10:18 pm

    Those look like boneless chicken breasts. Which, I guess, is appropriate.

  5. Loaded Dice in Vegas Says:
    April 20th, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    Don’t give Tyson any more ideas on how to market their chickens, or KFC or any other yard bird company.

  6. Proof Says:
    April 20th, 2010 at 10:58 pm

    “Finger lickin’ good!”

  7. Wyatt Earp Says:
    April 20th, 2010 at 11:37 pm

    John D – Okay, that’s funny.

    Mrs. Crankipants – Hold the plastic?

    Mark – Sorry, chief. I did give you Christina Hendricks the other day and I have something nice for tomorrow morning.

    Bill H – No, the only bone in this story is . . . well, I’ve said too much.

    LDIV – I was gonna respond, but Proof took my answer below.

    Proof – Beat me to it, ya bastard!

  8. metoo Says:
    April 21st, 2010 at 10:23 am

    Wow, real chicken cutlets. Some people will do anything for a buck, or butt, or boob….